secretascianman.bsky.social
'When you need me, but do not want me, then I must stay.' - Me I think // RP Account
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Don't mind if I do, this one has too much of a stench on it.
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Didn't we just have a discussion about misplacing that body of yours?
Seriously, you make this too easy!
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There was an easy to prevent that. But you had to poke the rabbit's nest.
Hole.
...you get what I mean.
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Is it really? Well... Maybe don't leave it lying around, silly boy!
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What? Why? You already have your face, and I have mine!
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You like?
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Exit is back that way!
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Get me a better one, and I might consider it then!
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Now who could have sent this one... I wonder...
But no, one of us need to remain tall to reach higher places.
...although I'm still fairly tiny, thank you Asahi.
That and I don't wish to confuse Ember even more.
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Very well!
[Proceeds to recite his true feelings for Talltaru in the absolute tiniest whisper possible]
Satisfied?
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I'm pretty sure I made my thoughts on you apparent some time ago. Unfortunately this offer was one time only.
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Going to answer both of these, and the answer, it is Asahi-sized!
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That sure is kind of them. But shouldn't they have asked you yourself?
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Who?
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Excuse me! I think you'll find that she is taller than that currently, so ha!
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Your. Ass. Or did you forget that I wore it better?
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The door is right behind you.
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I guess I'll try something, but ultimately it is up to them to fight him.
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Alright! Thanks for stopping by, Lex!
[A cheerful wave, before his attention returns to the ongoing drama]
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Fine, stay out of it if you wish. Or you can enjoy and watch the show as well.
[He offered the bag of popcorn]
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What if the answer is murder with the potential to move onto massacre?
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Ooh, that's a good idea! Though I think organ harvesting is on the table.
But no, the mind can be a fickle thing.
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Hmm... at the rate he's working that poor sapling, it's only matter of time before his "seed" blooms into a real problem.
I hope you could appreciate the plant references.
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Oh, brilliant idea
"Please, me that isn't me, stop influencing one of Eorzea's strongest fighters to control them, and traumatizing that Garlean one, because Tataru said so!"
I would love to keep myself around for longer, thank you very much.
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Indeed! Let's just hope it isn't too late for you to intervene!
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Well then, I must politely refuse. Not because I would cause mischief, but rather, dear Farm Daniel has already cooked up an absolutely devastating plot.
Action, love, betrayal! It has it all!
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Of course. Everyone knows wine goes well with popcorn!
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I'm not the one misbehaving! I am but a humble spectator to the incoming spectacle!
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You can't ban me from seeing our child!
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Ah, then as I said, my plan goes apace. I keep you distracted while my farming friend prepares a most devious plot. Win win in my eyes!
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Interesting observation, but I would like to counter that by asking; if you are so concerned about our plotting, why haven't you done a thing about it?
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You can try, but I'm afraid I am too invested with the goings on to be concerned with your gunplay.
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
See what?
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Oh, eagerly! I am quite enjoying the sideshow as well, such a risk, placing your life in the hands of an emotional child!
How will it all unfurl!
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Masterful work, "O Humble Farmer". Please continue making a mockery of this so called hero!
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It is an interesting turn of events.
I thought he had the Echo, the one protection against tempering, and yet here he is, lapping up any nonsense you dribble.
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Oh, so thats why eating them is filling me with a warm feeling.
It feels unnatural, but... Very delicious!
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Only the finest!
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What! Yes, of course!
...Anyways, I should check on Ember! Perhaps returning to my proper size, he may come out hiding.
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How very knowledgeable! The Famine Days will definitely not happen thanks to you.
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Oh most definitely! Farmers are in tune with nature, and thus can tell when calamity can occur!
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Ohh... Of course, of course. I like your thinking Farm Daniel, and here I thought you were but a humble farmer.
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[The peck to the cheek had the Ascian stunned in the first time in a long time.
He just stood there silently, contemplating. Was that real? Or was he deluded enough to have imagined such a thing]