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Judy Dench Simulator, a GameCube classic

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GoDaddy is named for all the fathers who left to buy a pack of cigarettes and never came back

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An appendectomy is when they cut you open and add an extra organ

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Adding “I have never broken a bone” to my resume

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Heaven (DC jail) is missing some angels (Jan 6th rioters)

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I have so many achilles heels

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The Internet? Oh you mean the Infinite Fun Dimension

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New Marxism: the proletariat shall not be burdened by by the finding out engendered by fucking around of the capitalist class

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January is the Monday of the year

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