secretmalcolm.bsky.social
my back hurts
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I need a therapist who acts like an emotionally distant father
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Going through its 2010s FPS phase
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Chumley Winstead
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Reacher has two built in swimming pools too
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These people are reading airport books, they could read the Wikipedia summary and get as much value
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Food colorings, ways that Paul Simon leaves his lover
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Dr Phil looks like a waxwork of Dr Phil
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It should be much easier to avoid COVID exposure when you are spread out like that, too
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Old-school republicans used to know it was a schtick to scare the rubes, now the true believers are in the Whitehouse they are seeing immigrant crimewaves everywhere which means you are constantly chasing ghosts
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This is going really helpful when we descend into the post apocalypse and you can enjoy the jaunty juxtaposition old timey music with radioactive horrors
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Slug shaming
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I demand they subsidize my gambling losses with everyone's 401k
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If you call enough people a pedoguy you are eventually going to be right
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Be more poetic if he got run down by one his own cars though
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He could call it the haters and losers party. It will have one policy: make divorce illegal if the husband doesn't agree
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AI is going to great at producing copies of games that already exist, which is great if you are CEO of a big games company and looking to bring slop to the market on a quarterly basis
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Effective Altruist is such a funny thing to call yourself when you are neither
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Recession indicator
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And that's his glamor shot. Normally he looks like a sysadmin who collects vintage pornography magazines
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Yeah but have you considered: what if absolute power didn’t corrupt absolutely? Please subscribe to my blog
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The Times treat anyone with power as A Serious Person which makes them wildly unequipped to cope with all of this
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She should have made her money the traditional way: by being friends with Adam Sandler
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Literal work wife
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Older people couple commit less crime. The older you get, the more likely you are to be married.
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Fella loves spending millions of dollars to find out people hate him
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Sleep Paralysis Demon: Elon’s Giant Floating Head
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They moved Mecca while you were ashore, everyone been pointing in the wrong direction
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Can we throw out dream sequences while we are cleaning house too? Don’t move the plot forward, allows for some heavy handed symbolism, ooh the protagonist is under distress thanks for spelling that out
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It does make you think she’s sort of destined to be president right? Imprinting on a whole generation like that
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They will be replaced by AI-reimaginings of the same shows incongruously featuring Will Smith eating spaghetti in every other scene
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A pub in Slough at closing time
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The One Ring… voiced by Adam Sandler
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He’s used to stiffing his contractors then having lawyers tidy up the mess. That’s how he thinks business is done - bribes, intimidation, non-payment of debts. He’s really been shaped by an environment where we don’t punish white collar crime
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When this fails to materialize they will start making the economic case for slavery
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Sounds like a lost Joy Division B Side
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The only thing Musk dislikes about slavery is the idea of keeping black folks around
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Being bonked on the head by a falling piano
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It’s a top tourist destination in San Francisco, and San Quentin is just over the bay anyhow
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Dumb question, but if the archiving is done on the client, doesn’t that every installed client a potential point of compromise? I mean, using unsecured devices for this makes that the case anyhow, but now you have an easy attack vector across all targets right?
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We are all in the slop now
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Just every type of sleep paralysis demon in one room
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"By the way, that was evil" - after getting everyone to say the pledge of allegiance
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Isn't this guy going to be head of the Fed next? We are magical think our way out of a global recession
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Meep meep!
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Gonna calculate the racism integral
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The answer may REALLY surprise you www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/n...
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No one there to press F