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Fuck the Federal government when it’s an agency they want to destroy. Treat the Federal government as an omnipotent regime when they want to impose their will on the people

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The F-Never Made a Woman Cum people.com/donald-trump...

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This movie Twister Valley is really acting like tornadoes are hunting people down. Like, a tornado is holding a grudge against this woman.

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A blog post titled “You’re Not From Chicago If…” and the article is about circumcision.

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I feel like we’re not discussing how hot AOC is enough.

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The people destroying the federal government are playing with their silverware at their opulent dinner. He allegedly cannot get an erection because of a botched penile implant procedure. #Elon #Musk #ElonMusk #Nazi

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This is the only thirst trap I have. It’s a trap because I’m like 30 pounds heavier atm.

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Bluesky has been dogshit so far.

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Elon Musk is a Nazi

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Giving up is a perfectly fine strategy. Until someone in a position of authority shows something, the demonstrations are pretty much for nothing.

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I’m 45. My process for walking into a room with a hat on is to immediately take the hat off to show anyone looking at me that I’m not bald and then putting the hat back on.

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When traveling do you put your tooth rush in: A) a specialized container B) a sandwich bag C) wtf is a tooth rush?

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I’ll be in Chicago for the next couple days if you wanted to recommend an obscure pizza place that’s only been open for 15 years and then tell me I’m not from Chicago because I’ve never heard of it.

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Remember when you didn’t have to bring a pill box with you when you stayed the night somewhere?

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My mom is over the bullshit

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I told my mom that I was going out of my way not to look at any of the women at the grocery store because guys are always trying to steal a look, so me not looking at all will have them wondering why tf I’m not looking at them. She said “that, or they’ll just think you’re gay.” Sick burn ma.

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Baby, this is not adderall, this is a freedom pill.

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Who is singing on CBS Sunday Morning right now?

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Take some time out of your day to listen to Pussy Weed and Alcohol by the 5th Ward Boys. Please think of me being the one riding through your hood while you do.

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Without the Department of Education states are free to pass 100% of the cost for school lunches on to the parents. The kids who can’t pay, won’t eat. No subsidized free lunches anymore.

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The Tesla boycott is so ineffective that it only has the Trump administration and entire Republican Party freaking out and begging you to buy Teslas and Tesla stock.

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Saw this pic used earlier today to put down women who "twerk for attention," ie, Miley Cyrus. Don't do that. Don't pit women against women or to bullhorn your own misogyny. Especially egregious considering Cyrus and Joan Jett have collaborated and Cyrus introduced Jett at the Rock Hall of Fame.

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I’m calling it here first, Arkansas will be the first state to segregate the schools under the premise that some study shows kids doing better amongst their own race, followed by Iowa and then Idaho. Anyone want to make their own bet? #departmentofeducation #doe #segregation #magats

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Here’s a tip, if she looks like someone who wouldn’t hand you her trash to throw away irl, then she also isn’t messaging you online. Stop lying to yourself.

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Fuck Turbotax. Don’t be a lazy asshole like me and use it because you think it’s easier. Fuck scumbag, pieces of shit charged me also $400 for a $700 tax return. Fuck them @intuit-turbotax.bsky.social use www.freetaxusa.com

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