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Beside making a monumental fuck up and running afoul of espionage laws, Pete Hegseth also denies that Jeffery Goldberg was texted war plans at all. Except the NSC said they’re real and even Mike Johnson said it happened. Add “no integrity” to Hegseth’s resume. thehill.com/policy/defen...

This is the most brilliant satire I have ever witnessed in my entire life

White people will tell you to shut up about slavery and then tell you how the Black Lives Matter movement was a racist hate crime against them they didn’t deserve and woke people need to be destroyed because they judge them for being White and how much they suffered for refusing a vaccine.

*My dad offering me cashews* “and you can eat deez nuts too”

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Fucking dudes on TikTok saying I’m not hot because I insulted Joe Rogan. They won’t tell me what guys they’re normally into either.

No one does a better job of explaining policy in a way that just makes sense...

It's a fucking cult! And who let in the black guy?

You can eat shit, but I’m a pacifist so I want you to live.

Instead of showing a whole me again just look at my new, improved, more streamlined arm. I've actually gained about 10 lbs. since I started HRT but I don't look any larger because 1) it's shrinking my muscle mass and 2) most of it is in my ass.

Bluesky be like “You liked a transwoman’s post? Then here are some gay dudes to look at.”

How tf do you turn off DMs? Somehow, I’ve got models all wanting to know what’s up.

If the Tesla is doing ride share, don’t fuck with them. Those people bought it for work and probably can’t afford to get rid of it.

Just so we’re clear: I’m super tough and can lift anything heavy and I never get scared or backdown and I always super tough my way out of any problem I have and I post those cringe memes that have wolves howling that say things like “be strong enough to stand alone”. I do, however, pee sitting down

One of the hardest things to accept if you’re someone dealing with Histrionic personality disorder is that people are where they want to be. Everyone isn’t waiting for you to text first. They just have different priorities. No amount of signaling that you’re available will change that.

I’m hoping I get to do something heroic on a national level and then pitch the idea of doja cat having a baby with me as a reward.

I am so disgusted with Big Oil - it only makes me love Greenpeace more.

I can’t believe this is real. I’m fucking dumbfounded. www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckin...

You may have been embarrassed but have you ever been “had a woman stop you from eating her ass” embarrassed?

…with liberty and justice for political allies of the president.

Are they funny, or do they have a lopsided follower count so you’re hoping the popular kid shows you attention?

Fuck the Federal government when it’s an agency they want to destroy. Treat the Federal government as an omnipotent regime when they want to impose their will on the people

The F-Never Made a Woman Cum people.com/donald-trump...

This movie Twister Valley is really acting like tornadoes are hunting people down. Like, a tornado is holding a grudge against this woman.

A blog post titled “You’re Not From Chicago If…” and the article is about circumcision.

I feel like we’re not discussing how hot AOC is enough.

The people destroying the federal government are playing with their silverware at their opulent dinner. He allegedly cannot get an erection because of a botched penile implant procedure. #Elon #Musk #ElonMusk #Nazi

This is the only thirst trap I have. It’s a trap because I’m like 30 pounds heavier atm.