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@scalzi.com found this thumbing through an old Alanson AMA!

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Genuinely hope we get a Democratic tea party out of this. When Fetterman and Schumer get kicked to the curb a-la Paul Ryan, I will be a very happy camper.

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Dems could have made this a Trump shutdown and instead the story will be about how spineless Chuck Schumer is. What's the point of being a career politician when you're still so bad at it?

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👀 he's running

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🚨 BREAKING: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker says he’s going to rename Lake Michigan to “Lake Illinois.” EPIC TRUMP TROLL!!! 🤣

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this kicks ass lmfao

submitted 59 days ago • 188 comments

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

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Gavin Newsom Spotted Dining At Smoldering Remains Of Nobu theonion.com/gavin-n...

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I want a judge with a short robe and a loooooong docket

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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips theonion.com/clarence-tho...

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Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built theonion.com/congress-thr...

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Anyone have any ideas on how to install something that plays fanfare every time my sister opens her driveway gate? Preferably something I can install secretively and that's difficult to remove.

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People who turn left during rush hour in an area without a left hand turn lane deserve life imprisonment

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Jets: “You gonna take us to the Super Bowl?” Aaron Rodgers:

submitted 112 days ago • 22 comments

Trump pardoned Jared Kushner's dad while Jared worked in the White House, then yesterday appointed Jared's dad as an ambassador, but Polis didn't have the same energy for that. Pathetic stuff that I for one won't soon forget.

submitted 112 days ago • 1136 comments

#cat #dog #catdog

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Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR

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Alright so if Penn St gets blown out by Oregon do they fall farther than 6? Is this a scenario where playing in the conference championship game could actually be a detriment? Because they were locked in at 6 before OSU lost today.

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That would require holding Republicans to the same standards as Ds, something journalists are apparently incapable of doing.

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