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sendpants.bsky.social
Half-Greek & half-German so that means my credit score evens out. Once very unsuccessfully ran as a Volt MEP. Madly in love with St Pauli and Olympiacos. Frequently seen on a tennis court.
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Fulham what up ⚪️⚫️🔴⚪️⚫️🔴

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Had a sex dream about Kevin Spacey which is so fucked up considering I’m like his opposite demographic.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Let’s sweat 💦

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Got to take home some flowers from my friend’s studio. Gym time now.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Collab probably not getting published on his OF as apparently I say the dumbest shit on poppers

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

About to do a collab 👀

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

TW: SA I checked my now dormant OF account as I like to check in on creator friends. Made the mistake of checking messages. Why do men feel the need to be this creepy when anonymous?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t want to leave. 🥹

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Night night Hong Kong. 😘

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Hong Kong at night.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Valentines Day from your girl in Hong Kong. ❤️

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

What up Hong Kong?!? 🇭🇰

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

submitted 20 days ago • 213 comments

Endorphin level = 100 Business class upgrades!!!

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

I love this account

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Drinks and treats with mum.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Valentines nails 💅

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Gym day

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Motherfucker.

submitted 27 days ago • 368 comments

Me after doing squats at the gym:

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By the way I joined a league in September. 24 women. Currently sat in 24th. Record so far is 1-22. Back half of the season to begin this week. 😅 23rd is 8-15 and 19-22nd is 9-14. Ouch! Going after that Derby record for futility. “She’s gaining on us!” “I’m scared!”

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

Tennis! I lost 6-2, 6-2

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

What up Linz?

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

All about that hotel life

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Some days I wish I was less online so I didn’t know this reference.

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

This is why I invested in Freddo bars. Never going down.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I’m building a team

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

More tourist bullshit

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

“Fucking tourists”

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Sweeeeeeden 🇸🇪

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Oh, some big news. I got an interview offer from a great* company today. *great to work for, they’re evil in reality.

submitted 51 days ago • 4 comments

Losing weight is wild. My pyjamas are falling off my ass when taking the rubbish out. Simultaneously a confidence booster and killer. 😅

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

being on bluesky

submitted 56 days ago • 191 comments

Pink regiert den Court! Dann starte ich mal ins neue Jahr mit matching tapes

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

North coast suuuuuuucks in January.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

My generation watched 9/11 happen in real-time and we were sharing memes about it within a week.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment