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mallsoft of grocerycore motherfucker whats it gonna be? I ask as I hold the super soaker to the djs head

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Schumer decided not to shut down the government which led directly to US gestapo getting ten times the money, the shredding of the constitution, and the construction of American concentration camps. In case you were one of those idiots yelling about people being mad at democrats. Primary all of them

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last night the republicans passed a budget to turn america into a nation of roving masked thugs and concentration camps and this is what democrats are doing still on sunday morning news programs instead of telling their interviewers to shut the fuck up and stop changing the subject

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A lovely profile of one of the people who help make #SanFrancisco special ❤️

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been fascinated by akc certified very expensive dog owners that start video channels dedicated to the dogs after dropping a few thousand at a puppy mill they found on insta it is such an endlessly pervasive elective lifestyle adoption choice at least the dogs are cool the people can be insufferable

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HEATWAVE ALERT: If you leave children in your car during hot weather please ensure a window is open so they can at least have a cigarette.

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the greatest thrill of my life was unboxing all the jar jar shit before the general public had seen much of the character including this thing it was helpful that it was at the end of my teenage years when I was at peak psychedelic use

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With this budget, ICE alone would have nearly as large a detention operation as all 50 states' prison systems combined. Bigger budget than the Marine Corps. Police-state levels of spending

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making obscured eye contact with the yoda sized and looking old lady at costco because she’s the only other one in here with sunglasses on high as balls

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bitch that's a warehouse. you just invented the warehouse good job

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their real time media game better be at max fucking warp

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applying for jobs and one of the listed skills options was phrenology

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Let’s definitely ban any regulations on this for the next 10 years

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Tired of all these interviews with Peter Thiel

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whe stocking pokémon cards upon the initial release while employed at toys r us a sam elliot type appeared to me in a puff of smoke alerting me to their future value exceeding sports cards but I disregarded him as a product of the half tab of acid I took on my shift this is my biggest regret

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saliva dripping out of bezos mouth yes to the gondola my venusian queen as his speech becomes all garbled and turns into a carrier tone

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is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,

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My favorite moment of the tour was when someone held up their cat to the assembled crowd and told us its name, and everyone spontaneously murmured the name back in unison like they were in thrall to a newly anointed god. 10/10 no notes.

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cameron is such an abrasive dick but much like another notable dick steve jobs at least he was like fuck yeah I took the acid of course

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Leo Dillon, "The Fox," 1967

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I've had it with all this motherfucking fashaganda in the motherfucking newspapers

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In “Bloom County,” an as-yet-unnamed Opus first appeared on June 26, 1981.

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this means I never have to see a cuomo again right? they’re nasty like an old hairbrush

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next up: can you primary the times ed board

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we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000

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this little steamroller thing would fix me in so many ways

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wish npr would drop the shocked inflection about things like trump saying fuck

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THEY F*CKING TOOK THE ICE CREAM MAN! The photo says it all. Masked ICE goons grabbed Enrique Lozano in front of a Culver City, CA church. A Community Coalition helped the family identify the abandoned cart, locate his belongings. For 20 years, loved in the community. "Hardened criminals" - my ass.

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“DO IT FOR HER” poster of the almighty blood-soaked dollar

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Someone on Twitter posted that they had run into Philip Glass at their lower Manhattan polling place, saying nice things about Mamdani. The campaign put this up as a quote-tweet within the hour.

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a 800-day weekend could fix me

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bout right Id say

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woo I do not want to go to my dead end job today

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I’m tired of people talking about trumps typos like they’re going to stop this shit it’s been nearly a decade of this shit cmon

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things have become so stupid so quickly it will be hard to avoid the 2027 shaved pet trend trajectory of the timeline

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cuomo has perpetual beef jerky innards vibe

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joey lawrence matt leblanc buddy cop comedy that never happened natalie imbruglia makes screen debut as love interest it instantly flops

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Art by master of details Angus McKie (UK, born 1951). Mckie has created countless book covers since the 1970s and has contributed to Heavy Metal magazine and the HM movie.

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You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

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this country is the weird smelly plastic slash cloth doll or game or lunchbox or whatever at the thrift store that has the sticker graphics half worn off and smells like old pears that reminds you of the hand sanitizer in the car

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can’t imagine my neighbors at the base are sleeping well atm

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wait wait we love you god what

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the intimidation factor of nuclear programs is kinda moot when u look at the fuckers that have the football

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