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senor-avocado-man.bsky.social
i’m too groovy for all this bs going on outside — groove with me :)
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just fumbled

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

i hate feeling so sad and lonely all the time. i jus feel like waahhhh wahhh oh the despair! what a cruel world! like nigga shutup. i’m just going to start withholding my energy from niggas

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

this past week has been a nightmare

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

i really need a hug

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

do people not horny post on here

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

quote this with a mirror pic 📸

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

i’ve yet to encounter a bitch ass nigga named Victor

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

YOU USED CHATGPT TO WRITE YOUR GRANDMA’S OBITUARY?????

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

being black AND autistic<<<<<<<

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

it’s time to kill my self

submitted 95 days ago • 180 comments

Kendrick Lamar just dropped the music video for "Squabble Up"

submitted 95 days ago • 182 comments

hell yeah

submitted 101 days ago • 4 comments

i wish i could be normal

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

please stop calling them skeets guys 😭

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah, Doechii is definitely up next, I cant wait to see her stardom grow

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submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

And nunes deserved to get beat for them fuckass braids🙂‍↕️

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

i wish i knew instant oatmeal's secret *empties packet of oatmeal and a 300g rock of brown sugar*

submitted 105 days ago • 103 comments

Stupid fat squirrel, his immense greed shall be his downfall

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Goyat was fuckin’ awesome

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

jake paul has died

submitted 104 days ago • 473 comments

It’s funny seeing people on Twitter be like “Lol Bluesky people will be back in a few days” I think it’s safe to say many won’t fully abandon Twitter, but it’s nice to log onto an app and not worry about seeing blatant racism with 50k likes

submitted 105 days ago • 433 comments

it’s too early to be doin’ this but i respect your freakiness

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Pisses me off people that worked on a show seemingly have to beg people on social media to watch their show to get another season, etc. How did we end up like this instead of the bloody company marketing it like they should? This feels very egregious in Animation.

submitted 105 days ago • 58 comments

Doomscrolling on this isn’t even doomscrolling, it is simply just scrolling. Why isn’t it making me want to kill myself

submitted 105 days ago • 13 comments

What I would quite like please is for somebody to write the rest of my book for me. Not in a ghost-writing cheaty way, just in a physically lifting my fingers onto the keyboard and slapping me every time I think about wandering into the kitchen. Applicants welcome.

submitted 105 days ago • 736 comments

Please, if you are able, support Independent bookshops. They are the literary & social hubs of our high streets and communities. Without their continued support, we simply wouldn't be around to publish . Thank you.

submitted 105 days ago • 602 comments

blind as shit 🙂‍↕️

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

I just had Doritos for breakfast because nothing matters anymore.

submitted 105 days ago • 373 comments

i need mike tyson to kill this white boy tonight — it’s the closest ima get to reparations for the next few years

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer

submitted 105 days ago • 707 comments

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

submitted 106 days ago • 212 comments

submitted 107 days ago • 194 comments

Most distant object known to humanity. Found by JWST, JADES-GS-z14-0 is the most distant galaxy ever discovered. It's located 13.6 billion light years from us, and since it takes time for light to travel, we see it as it was only 290 million years after the Big Bang. 🔭 🧪

submitted 107 days ago • 193 comments

calling it x now that i hate it

submitted 107 days ago • 26 comments

America.

submitted 107 days ago • 885 comments

sketch of mouse with grill cheese

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

scrolling for 30 minutes and no engagement farming… the earth is healing

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 107 days ago • 236 comments

i actually needed to hear this — ima crack open this word document this weekend

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

that was a very good night

submitted 107 days ago • 405 comments

Is it efficient to create an additional layer of bureaucracy named “Departament of Government Efficiency”?

submitted 107 days ago • 1853 comments