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senseileroof.bsky.social
According to my online activity, I am tessellated cheese. And mmmf. The lights are on, but nobody's sane.
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That's not a subtitle, it's an unfortunate license plate.
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They're letting white creatures have Blue now? What is this world coming to?
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A blind dog occasionally finds a bone.
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Someone set up us the +1/+1 counter.
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Sure, for you it's not...
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High testosterone and high insecurity.
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Myrrhder.
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Has he visited room 1408 or the House of Leaves recently?
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Shook it a little, maybe. The turd is still there.
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Like he claimed he was rooting out corruption?
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Hell no. I want my Shift key to suffer. IT KNOWS WHAT IT DID.
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Why are there so many cards about firewire And what's in the other deck?
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There's a flick you guys absolutely MUST tackle -- it's a Roger Corman cringefest titled No Dessert, Dad, Till You Mow the Lawn. I learned about it while tiptoeing through Larry Linville's (aka Maj. Frank Burns) career history.
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Bent over on Donnie's desk.
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What a horrible thing to do to paint.
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They don't?
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He handed them a gold spoon and they happily dug out their own eyes.
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"I have 4 mana. Your Swamp can have a sheep."
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I think the term is "being absolute scum".
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Why, she's a veritable Bob Ross!
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About country.
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Only if you buy into the stereotype.
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I tried it once several years ago, then abandoned it when I realized it wasn't teaching me shit.
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It's also not retroactive, hence the joke.
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Tremble in fear of the Ultimate Egg.
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What do you mean "if"?
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And it mentions Biden without any insults.
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Or, just a wacky notion... STOP WITH THE LIVE-ACTION REMAKES!
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Oompa loompa doopity duck Where can I find a couch I can fuck?
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Hell no. The Ferengi have some decency.
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He'd chug all the fizzy lifting drink and get stuck in the fan.
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There's a better chance of getting a live version of C-64 Jason.
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Gaudy, trashy, and it's a white elephant.
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I thought it was "green".
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Or how it's never stated that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
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Ooh, giant burn!
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You're revealing the hell outta those cards!
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Would you believe two rusty bicycles and a clown car?
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He can't even take care of HIMSELF.
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A good one I heard is wazzock.
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Y'know, I totally blanked on the tariff effect part. Heh. Just pretend it's doubled.
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12.874 Kilometer
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Reenact the scene from Office Space?
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It's absolutely ruined if you hear it played at 70.000067 tempo.
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And it's shaped like a rock too.
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Hula hoops :P