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wallflower with a bleeding heart(complimentary) loves alt music hates fascists
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“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this” i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.

tech bros are destroying the world and americans are like i need to see it in a movie before i put it into action

that asshole lied about how popular video was and now we’re forced to watch short form video clout chasers til we gouge our eyes out and now he wants to do the same w ai and i will def kms if there’s no way to stop it

trying to balance out my sadness by being kind to other people

Sunset in Pourville, open sea - 1882, #artbots #monet https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/3110004

I love cock I mean tails I love cock I mean tails I love cock

the problem isn’t the joke. it’s the fact that she quadrupled down shows your character if the group you’re mentioning is like “hey that sounds kinda messed up” and you dismiss it bc you think you can’t be criticized

was a tie between nda and anxiety but now it’s whenever

breaks my heart people i follow aren’t calling out that racist girl she tripled down, there’s no excuse, so now i think youre racist too

The Manneport, Cliff at Etretat - 1883, 1883 #artbots #monet https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/9898

We must free this Queen

i’m finding it funny men think they should be the loudest person in the room right now, bro no, we tried that. should’ve talked to your boys in 2018

Chestnut Tree in Blossom, 1890 #artbots #vangogh https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14739

The Atlantic is refusing to publish my article entitled "I Tried All the Scams in the Dead Prez Song 'Hell Yeah' and Here’s What Went Down." Huge missed opportunity to amplify a growing group of marginalized voices (scammers) in the public square.

bands i like have names that are searchable challenge impossible

my word vomit makes me compliment people all the time and they always seem happy about it why are people afraid to do it/think it’s weird?

Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death

i love her because i understand her

atp anyone who doesn’t leave that classist dork alone i’m assuming you have the fetish too🫶

haha this country. haha

these fuckers being able to destroy everything is not a foregone conclusion

guilt’s bringing in backup but happiness still alive

my happiness and guilt are having a deathmatch

Hurry there’s not much time! *I explore every side room* The Magister is awakened, we must stop him! *I roll around in boxes* The veil has been pierced we have to restore the crystals! *I check on the emotional state of each of my party members, I give them each a painting I found earlier*

i’ll never judge him too much because getting that famous that young definitely gave him brain damage

if you’re ever mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

Posts are not something I "write" or "edit" they are malevolent digital demons that live inside my head and the only way to get them out is exorcism by posting.

Low tide in Pourville - 1882, #artbots #monet https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/3110008

starting to understand virginia woolf’s suicide method more each day

Those unattractive, twee natalist white people touting the strength of their genes while wearing prescription Warby Parkers need to beGET the fuck out of my face with that weird shit

Olive Tree Wood in the Moreno Garden, 1884 #artbots #monet https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/9975

*gun in my mouth* I’ve been good. How have you been

how am i on a star wars haters block list lmaooooo i’ve barely seen any of them😭

kinda unhinged that everyone agreed they want it to be 2012 again culturally but okay

Born Again https://www.wikiart.org/en/remedios-varo/born-again

i hope all your posts confuse and alienate the correct people

the world mourns for the pope, who passed away earlier today... only to be reborn as an idol school student in tokyo! watch "welcome to idol academy, francis-kun!" airing on toonami this friday