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Mid-30s, friendly crank whose been online far to long. Bigots get blocked. Profiles with AI Art will also be blocked. Try being less of a loser sometime.
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I wish Monster Hunter was like 40 hours long, and didnt devolve into a baroque slot machine.

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I saw Minoru Suzuki last year, and this year Ill see Tomohiro Ishii! Fuck, I am getting to see my favorites from the best era of wrestling (NJPW early to late 10s) in Portland!

...and another round of cover letters, essays and resumes sent off. *falls over tired* oh wait, day job time. *rises tired*

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 28,1947

I don't think Ive ever had utilitarian magic items in any ttrpg Ive been a GM for. Like, even as a kid, it was the history of Glamdring that made it cool not its powerz.

So, I guess I am not moving for a bit longer. Gosh darn economy. Oh well...

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Otterly shellfish behavior

My cat woke me up with wet paws from the litter box an hour early. I used that extra time to practice guitar and job hunt. Sleep is a sham.

The Mythic Hero by Wayne Anderson (1979)

as an ambient guitarist, I find this deeply problematic

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Honestly the most impactful thing a WWE Superstar who disagrees with the people and policies their labor directly benefits can do is to withhold their labor.

Great! Now quit the company in protest.

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Diane 11:30 a.m. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

Happy Twin Peaks Day, my friends ☕️

Having to rewrite this pin for 2025 because I'm now off FB. WIP on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/marksmylie A dusty website that I swear I will update one day: swordandbarrow.com/wp/ Stuff for sale (some of it also on Amazon but I won't link there): www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher... Thanks!

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Terry Funk was so good in WCW in 1989 that you could make a case for him as the best wrestler in the world though his run was from May to November. WCW’s response to this was to try to soft-retire and release him, not even trying for a babyface run.

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Folks who believe rules and laws have an innate agency and purity are always the first the sell out their fellow humans.

I am a camera. *doot doot doot* *doot doot* #yes

An interesting discussion to have; I think a lot of people point to Lovecraft for helping give a definition of weird fiction as a mode or genre, but even HPL leaned on works like The Supernatural in Modern English Fiction (1917) by Dorothy Scarborough and The Tale of Terror (1921) by Edith Birkhead.

I can count the number of decent tabletop rpg articles from video game writers on zero hands.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 21,1945

My instagram feed is just feeding me post of "not-learners" college seat warmers using AI shit to cheat. Like, as someone unable to go to college, it pisses me off to see these spoiled little shits. I wish theyd go lick some door knobs and fuck off. I hate "educated" idiots.

Halfway through this and it is a CRIME we do not acknowledge Charles Saunders along the likes of Moorcock and Howard! (I mean some do but MORE SHOULD)

There is something to be said about the role of suffering in pre-Franchise Fantasy. I can only think of how de-fanged editorially driven franchise fantasy was. Like its always a very pale shadow of its inspiration, so smoothed out as to not trouble young white teenage boys but pander to them.

Movies you've watched more than 6 times, using only gifs.

A good cure for the mass culture media fatigue is finding the *real shit* to enjoy. Currently, I'm listening to the fantastic audiobook of Imaro by Charles Saunders read by Ben Onwukwe. Its...so...fucking good.

Literally getting denied for entry level work is a gut punch. Thanks parents for fucking up my education and screwing my ability to get work beyond a fucking disposable bag of meat.