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"Proudly posting legally actionable threats since since the dawn of the millennium" Definitely not a fed so please clue me in on all your potentially criminal activities.
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Gonna start calling hetrosexual movie relationships 'stragslop'

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Gonna call mice flightless bats from now on

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Gnarpslop I reply to the little green man as i reject his blueprints for a fusion reactor

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Boydick

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I love checking out my bot followers and trying to understand what their grift is. Ai generated image of a woman, background is an american flag and every post is resistlib anti trump posts. I keep looking for a 'warm water port' type post but its just identical to an actual resistlib account.

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Bro only asked for the ten foot, i got the whole nine yards

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E-scooters and it does not mean electric

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I have decided to become worse

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The trump tariffs are so dumb they even managed to tariff their own military. The British Indian Ocean Territory is a completely uninhabited island chain who's only population is an american-british airbase. They tariffed the fucking airforce man. It's joever. The monkeys truly are in power.

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If the dems need another person to yapp for 25 hours let me know, ill detail the extensive lore of various stupid fantasy and sci fi properties in great detail for as long as you let me. I dont even need payment.

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Like, I can walk into the woods where i live, pitch a tent, eat berries and set up a campfire and live there for 2 days all without any permit, permission or notice. The fact this is considered a luxurious right by the rest of the world is insane. Its literally in our constitution. Wth america

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Learning that americans cant just walk into the woods was a wild experience. What do you mean theres no right to roam. I get that some places dont have like universal camping or foraging rights like us but like... walking into the local woods being tresspassing? Absolutely wild to me. Its the woods.

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More like Wokesconsin

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My grandmother died. Wtf mothman

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Playing wow on a private server for the first time again and aggressively not breaking character of my dwarven supremacist warrior named Loinbeard and calling every elf I see a leaf lover has brought me satisfaction

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Gonna ghiblify the photo my uncle took of mothman in 97' and see what happens.

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gay people scare me, I can't even look in the mirror anymore

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Yeah, they stop

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Uni ate a whole chicken again today…!? Chicken Boy!

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Having access to amphetamine is very useful. I can now medically enhance my nocturnal activities. (I hunt the goblins stealing my socks with a blunderbuss)

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Ending DEI at my local chinese takeout restaurant by making it a burger joint

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I think they should increase the lead content in tap water

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Gay morning

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foolish to buy a tesla. for that price you could buy thousands of beautiful gems for monta.

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Eating ribs you made yourself? Gay. Sex with women? Definitely gay. Enjoying the company of friends and compatriots? Buddy you better believe that's gay

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Give me a slungling. You can trust me Slungus

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Borger

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Reading islamic history, a topic chuds love saying is all barbarians killing eachother in the desert. Yet the most heinous thing I can find is the Baghdad caliphate saving ancient greek philosophy and thus inadvertently making me waste a year of my life reading classical philosophy millenia later.

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Trump has the mandate of heaven, as in he is greatly beneficial to the 'Middle Kingdom'

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My weed snorkling gorlfriends

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10/10 doctors recommend him

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yeah i’m maga (make america gondwana again)

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

If you want my help you better wear a three piece suit, real snakeskin boots and a ten gallon hat. If not? Well lets just say I'm gonna be reporting someone to their HOA for having an unmowed lawn.

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i think the best approach in today’s climate of misinformation is to not trust anything anyone says. oh “that will be $32.50?” where did you get this info? how do i know that price isn’t AI generated? i will be leaving with my groceries AND my money thank you

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