Bro only asked for the ten foot, i got the whole nine yards
Reposted from Adam
Hail to ye, all my new, loyal subjects. It pleases me to inform you that I found a genie in a lamp, which is why I am now God-Emperor of Earth and why I have a ten foot cock.

As for my third wish? From now on, sneezing has a 0.001% chance of exploding your head. You're welcome.

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