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seventwelve21.bsky.social
Amateur person. Professional enthusiast. Worlds most boring human. Only here to be an idiot. Profanity, equality, baseball. Analyst. Leans hard left. I collect cardboard and ❤️a good latte. Best Coast. I can’t be your succubus if you don’t have a soul.
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i think i speak for everyone when i say why am i like this

Takes a special kind of mind to dream this stuff up. 🫤

It's after 9:00 PM and people were told during work hours not to respond to the email and that it was voluntary. Madness.

No, you can’t have this headache. It’s a MYgraine.

Would the last person out of America please remember to shut off the lights?

How do I swipe left on America?

Democrats: The No More Kings Act Republicans: The No, More Kings Act

Apparently when kiddo had a kid bossing her around at school she responded: You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not the boss of me, my mom is the boss of me So much to unpack there

🎵 I’m working late Because I work late Boy you look so cute Because I work late And I got this one boy Because I work late When he act this way You know I work late 🎵 I sing this AT my child and it drive her crazy for weeks but now she sings it to everyone. Mwahahaha

Wanna high 5 about it (with our mouths)?

Yes, it is entirely correct to point out that ICE officers do not have any legal authority to break into somebody’s home unless they get a judicial warrant; which they generally cannot do, because judges only issue warrants for probable cause of crimes, not immigration law violations.

the absolute decadence of Frank Reynolds offering an egg in this trying time

I've been a real dick today and I can promise it'll happen again tomorrow

I hate to ever be my IRL self on here, but: working at a California grocery office, our COST on eggs went up 25 cents today and another 20 cents tomorrow. Looking like 1-2 dollars more COST this week. This means we not only have to raise prices again, but it’ll likely be up to 4 dollars more.

when the crowd cheers for the Nazi salute, what you have is a crowd full of Nazis

If you didn’t cry at your desk atleast twice, did you even really go into work?

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

I know at this point there’s nothing we can do but watch our democracy crumble, but we CAN make a lasting impact on generations if we can simply make podcast equipment more difficult to acquire.

Okay, let’s try this: my starter pack of official MLB/MiLB team accounts. Please let me know about ones I’m missing, and if there are any I should remove. go.bsky.app/S2mrsPw

I don’t know why you care about my ancestry, but I’m 99.7% typo.

I am not making this up: Republicans have introduced legislation… to increase your bank fees.

Out there. Doing the work.

PLANE: [goes down] DJ KHALED: oh gross

You can't be just a little bit nazi the same way you can't be just a little pregnant. Elon and JD are 100% nazis. Same thing with dementia. If you have even a little, you've got dementia. Trump has dementia. He's also a nazi.

Elon Musk's companies have gained a combined $613 billion in value since the election

Just a reminder that the United States had ZERO commercial aircraft crashed from 2009 until this year. 16 years. First Lady Trump has literally killed people while removing vital regulations and dismantling our government.

My uncle sent me pics of him and my dad as kids. Don’t mind me, my face is just all wet.

You guys? I think my balls are haunted

I want to see an action movie where a super-hero lifts a car off somebody to save them, and farts. I’m tired of suspending reality while watching Superman

Forget zodiac signs what’s your favourite microsoft program

I fucking Love when my kiddo draws

Yeah, no No, yeah.

I have a friend who is displaced as a result of the fires looking for a month-to-month rental situation in Orange County. I know it's a long shot, but I am asking anyone reading if they have a lead. Airbnb is clearly no longer a reasonable option & hotels are expensive. Any help is appreciated.

A free film deserving of a BAFTA, sounds too good to be true? It’s not. It’s really free and worth seeing. Recommend by Stephen Bush no less! And me ofc I haven’t seen The Brutalist so cannot comment

America: A lack of empathy in country form.

I hope to one day want anything as badly as those with everything want the rest of us to have nothing.

“Do they really need bread AND circuses? Seems a bit excessive.” - Billionaires, probably