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My extremely spicy take this fine Monday morning is that some people like wfh full time (me); some people like hybrid, and some people actively prefer the office.

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Just saw someone carrying a sign to the marathon that said SAMMY IM PREGNANT. I hope Sammy can teach the kid how to use apostrophes as well as how to run.

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Took the baby all the way to the Southbank for a play thing and he mainly wanted to play with someone else’s daddy. Which, relatable, tbh.

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Promised myself that when I hit 1000 days I could quit, and I will be so glad to be rid of this cunt

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Me, if I was on tinder

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Give someone comfort today.

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

The wildest, happiest year.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Having a horrible, horrible, horrible week of motherhood

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

The good thing about having a baby is you can foist all these nonsense thoughts onto them. Like, tortoises walk slow, right, so I was wondering if the one in Where’s Spot? would also talk slow. Spoiler alert: He does now.

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‘The best part from me was actually the whole thing,’ is what you say in a meeting when someone asks your opinion and you haven’t been concentrating

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They'll never know the joy of standing in the shower and suddenly you know Why. Why this happened, Why that happened, just Why. Or the agony of getting out the shower, drying off, and realising you've forgotten Why. You should have written it down at the time, but then your notepad would get all wet

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Playing with the shape sorter with the baby. Me, every time he gets the wrong shape for the hole: So close!! That is a shape 💕

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

It’s the wrong project for me (I’m not a natural writer of reviews and I really don’t have the time) but god I’d love to have a little side project called Forbidden Pleasures where I talk about all things infidelity and consensual non consent

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The problem with being extremely online, is that the word ‘natural,’ has been warped for me. So now, instead of offering the baby yoghurt, I say ‘Do you want some Greek style naturals?’

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Surely Jason Orange can help him out.

submitted 19 days ago • 18 comments

‘Sex is not something to be silo’d off into a secret, dark corner. It is a valuable part of the human experience, and it deserves to be treated in the same way we treat other important aspects of our lives.’

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‘A kilo bag of sweet potatoes does nothing …to further fairer parental leave or advocate for the 70,000 women who are made redundant each year when they have a baby. It does nothing to challenge the 2-child benefits cap...’ 👇 www.canihaveanothersnack.com/a-kilo-bag-o...

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God, my life is just mortifying

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

"I'M SUPPORTING LOCAL BUSINESS," I scream as I buy another Little Treat

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

What’s your preferred nut trilogy? I think mine is: Cunt Tits Arse

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

every day. women post their achievements online and get their hearts broken 😔

submitted 20 days ago • 40 comments

This is fascinating and now I want to check them all out

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

‘Building comfort, showing enthusiasm, banishing my shame like it is nothing.’ This, this is what wedding vows should say. (I dream of meeting somehow who can banish my shame. I have never achieved it.)

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Took the baby to a messy play session today & he’s come home covered in blue food colouring. Have managed to remove most of it, but concerned that, given the other spurious reasons nursery have so far given me not to take him, I’m worried ‘Sorry, we can’t take him if he’s blue,’ might also be one.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Choices of birthday cards on the high street are so abysmal I’ve taken to buying kids cards for adults because at least they’re cheery. Sometimes though the inside makes it clear adults are not the intended audience…

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As opposed to a Waitrose premium facial or Not Just An M&S Facial…?

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

Forgive me, I’m very tired, but when I first saw this I thought someone had written a book for children about the current period of UK politics called ‘When the Starmer came to stay’

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

I mean, we all know that the Americans haven’t had groceries for a long time because Carrie kept sweaters in her oven

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Might start charging 10% on everything that comes into me, tbh

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

Just had a nice card through the door from an old lady down the road. It says GOD PEACE on the front. All I can think is CODPIECE

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My mum is determined the baby will be brought up exposed to as few ultra processed foods & chemicals as possible. I’m thwarting her by replacing the vat of vinegar under the sink for cleaning with Flash Kitchen because it smells nicer. He’s thwarting her by only eating Angel Delight at nursery 😂 .

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