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im here to be stupid and make friends. i have attained “yakuza mindset” (he/him)
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Joe Rogan of the Left: "Hey Jamie of the left, pull up that clip of the UnitedHealth CEO getting shot."

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folks, www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfEn...

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well the Bond franchise had a good run

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The name’s QINLIANFF. ACCYOD QINLIANFF, British suit, British spy suit two piece, 100% MI6 her majesty’s secret service MACHINE WASHABLE, separates, men’s suit tailor fit two piece classic wedding business sui

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✨ Commenters generally enjoyed your fully clothed photo. Opinions are divided on concrete steps you could take to improve it, with several commenters suggesting you “show your bulge” and/or “spread hole”. All agree, however, that you are breedable.

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happy valentine’s day babes

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She's a disgraced former orchestra conductor looking for a fresh start in the countryside. He's a small-town chicken farmer whose life is about to be turned upside down by his demanding new boarder. Tár'd and Feathered. Fridays on ABC.

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If you have never seen a pre-Code (right-wing Hollywood censorship apparatus) movie, do yourself a favor and watch one like this. You will not believe what they were up to in movies back then. The cut of Clara Bow's dress in this would have been completely verboten just a few years later.

submitted 11 days ago • 28 comments

you all know you could just block stancil and never spend another moment of your life thinking about him right

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day 96 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

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Do not talk to me until I've had my coffee, gone for a run, found the path to living without harm, and passed away peacefully in the sunshine of my garden.

submitted 12 days ago • 26 comments

Folks, it’s my birthday and you know what that means: in recognition of these trying times, in lieu of money send nudes.

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Nvidia designing RTX power connectors

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when you say stuff like: "it's impossible to take a poop so big that the turd's gravity sucks you down the drain along with it" you sound ignorant to basic science

submitted 12 days ago • 17 comments

posts are not contributions to the marketplace of ideas. posts are bullets for me to fire thoughtlessly into the air like an extra pissed off yosemite sam

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i have never known who in the heck "jacqui lawson" is but for 20 years the woman has had an iron grip over my mother's e-cards

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too much politics bullshit on here now. be weirder and less coherent

submitted 24 days ago • 25 comments

Folks, it’s my birthday and you know what that means: in recognition of these trying times, in lieu of money send nudes.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

i need that ennio moriconne "spring going boing 100 times" tweet

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damn.. another fail

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Incredible image alert

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they put tom brady's head in one of those vacuform machines. that's why his face looks like that

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This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

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if you can guess who this is referring to your heart is filled only with evil

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the notion of the NSA deleting any internal documentation relating to privilege escalations is pretty funny tbh

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(Listening to Not Like Us for the first time) This beat is crazy Friend: Sure okay, but did you hear that Drake shit? Me: Yeah in the toilet probably 😂 Friend: No dude, I mean the pedophile bar Me: They should shut that place down

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments

i guess it's unfortunate that chiefs fans have to commit ritual suicide now, but tradition is tradition

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start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door

submitted 15 days ago • 23 comments

blueanon losers inventing dipshit conspiracies about assassination squads being sent after senators if they don’t vote to confirm, all to avoid admitting to themselves that “their team” is and always has been a bunch of snivelling hypocrites, is maybe the most blackpilling thing I’ve seen on here

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