seyotter.bsky.social
renaissance pig & world’s #1 sexiest dad.
many gendered and resplendent
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noooo it’s at full circle, it was hiding on a shelf behind a door
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hm i was thinking more like they’re cloning people or something, just feels more probable that it’s part of a nefarious government plot u know?
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you’re probably right, and yet these affronts to god are never served with the frosting spread evenly. why is that? what are they hiding from us? 🤨
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ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case
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a lofthouse sugar cookie has a lot of frosting, but it’s also a very thick cookie. this has a cookie to frosting ratio of like 2:1
whereas this hyvee cookie cake, if you take one of the pieces with the big flower on it, has a cookie to frosting ratio of like 1:4 which is totally unacceptable
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no way!! they put way more frosting on the cookie cakes, and it’s always in big globs. plus cookie cakes are usually chocolate chip which is gross to put frosting on at all!!
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well, my name is Seymour and I’m here to say: I love kitty cats in a major way
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much better whew 😮💨
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nooooo 😭🙈
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www.dakotanewsnow.com/2025/02/20/b...
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noooo but they put me in the news and my ego is HATING it
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this is really funny actually, I should write a comic about this
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my sibling whenever he would eat tuna around me as a child
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well, at least as much, but preferably more
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what 😭😭
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what the actual fuck
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so grown men need to be raised by actual children in order to mature??? is that the point they’re making??? so logical and sound wow
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omg tea
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i love it when no one gives a fuck about aesthetics and everyone is mostly just interested in having fun & taking care of each other
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weather: feels like -4°
me: I don’t care. I want to have hair and to wear tiny skirt and show leg.
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just like aminal crossing
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they got me. this is frequently true.
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the way i would just
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oh my god