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sgriffin.bsky.social
Just a dude trying to become bluesky famous so i can quit my day job. Software engineer, Bills and Ferrari fan
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as an ex-california resident fuck gavin newsome

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

me: good morning Killbot killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie me: smoothie please killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow

submitted 61 days ago • 125 comments

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

submitted 83 days ago • 1399 comments

a screenshot of an instagram comment, repurposed as a graphic by the 33rd team, then reshared by an espn reporter, and then mirrored from twitter to bluesky by a bot. we need farm to table posts

submitted 90 days ago • 16 comments

i got a follow from a bot account that said they want to ban porn, is this the bluesky team’s countermeasure to the porn bots?

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..."

submitted 125 days ago • 219 comments

someBODY once told me luigi mangione

submitted 134 days ago • 120 comments

submitted 139 days ago • 1 comment

i recently moved back to the east coast from CA and i did not miss the whole having to rip off my clothes because it’s so hot coming in from outside part

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

fuck we’re really getting “Agreed?” posts like linkedin on here now

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Me: Good morning, beautiful. My dog: *heavy, discontented sigh

submitted 153 days ago • 16 comments

Telling my girlfriend we gotta adopt a cat before the tariffs raise the prices too much

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

This Is How Your Ass Gets BLOCKED !! Take A Hike Mother Fucker !!!

submitted 156 days ago • 79 comments

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO #gobills

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 159 days ago • 900 comments

hey siri how do i stop doom scrolling

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments