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Windows key + L + you just locked your computer

Pooping! At the Office

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Nah I'm just playin

Anyone not from early Bluesky will never know the pain of someone you blessed with an invite code unfollowing you three months later because there were only 300 people on the website and we all hated each other

Activate the Omega 13

All elite wrestling

Finished the main story of RDR2, what a fuckin game

Caught in 4K: guy at work accidentally laugh reacted to a Teams message from a month ago but didn't undo it before I got a notification

I'm finally watching SPY x FAMILY and it's so fucking good

I don't wanna be on here every day, can we implement some sort of buddy system where we agree to text each other if WW3 and/or Civil War 2 starts?

The scenes in The Sopranos where they just sit there silently refusing to talk to cops are so inspirational

LAPD and LA Sheriffs tried to prevent two large protests from joining together in downtown and both departments ended up hitting EACH OTHER with impact munitions from across the same interesection.

HAHAHAHAHA

Want to feel old? The kid from Johnny Johnny Yes Papa is now in the IDF

Oh my god, thanks for the warning, I'll definitely stay away

You could replace every police force in America with the people with the cones that work in parking lots at stadiums with a negligible effect on public safety

Much like Catholicism, Steven Universe is cringe but irrevocably part of my past

People used to write "imho" on forums and such. You don't see it used much anymore. Says a lot about our society now of days

I saw LeBron James sitting alone in a Cracker Barrel. My friend tried to discreetly point him out to me, but I didn't see him at first, so I stared in his direction for like 2 minutes thinking my friend was trying to point something out about some other random guy before I realized

Please stop arguing with bots and just block them

The amount of money you gotta spend at Sheetz to get up a level in rewards points is insane

you don't have to wait until you're asleep to eat eight spiders btw

Tired bed

"Your Honor, have you ever seen F for Fake? That was pretty cool right? My client is basically that guy."

Unc is thinking Unc is trying to think

Don't forget to love me

As you see officers brutalizing pregnant citizens and detaining high school volleyball players and shooting at international journalists — remember these 58 Democrats who voted with Republicans for the Laken Riley Act, enabling Trump's ICE and empowering it to detain people without any due process

Is the sound weird? #AEWDynamite

RIP