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if you dont you follow @professorkiosk.wtf you miss out on so so SO many corny corn dog jokes why would you want that for yourself?

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

🏆 I love LA.

submitted 23 hours ago • 384 comments

[being dragged out of a restaurant] ALL OF YOUR DINNERS USED TO BE ANIMALS THIS IS JUST A GRAVEYARD

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

If you think he's mad now, wait until he finds out the resale price for Teslas.

submitted 23 hours ago • 596 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 159 comments

I hate when people talk to me and I have to ignore them.

submitted 55 days ago • 6 comments

Everyone thought we would have a dystopian future not a dis?Nope-ian future

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Your downward spiral or mine?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Look, you don’t have to like my humor. You don’t even have to understand it. But you do have to laugh at it.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

IMNSHO: In my not-so-humble opinion

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Where's Dear Abby when you need her

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

When I said I really liked old wood, I wasn’t referring to you.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

do you have any of your posts on vinyl?

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to pull out right now

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Pls sir my goddess condition is flaring up

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

These two psychos have access to all your personal data, by the way.

submitted 1 day ago • 760 comments

Before accepting any job offer, pause and think that they are dumb enough to hire you.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Gonna get in my car and keep driving until I run outta gas and then start running

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Please baby jesus can one of them say something there’s no coming back from?

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

It was the clusterest of times It was the fuckiest of times

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

what a great day to live online

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Hey, would any of you mind choking me in the shallow water before I get too deep?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Vance being remarkably silent throughout all of this because he's just a nobody with no clout lmao

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Three more pension cheques and I'll have my student loan paid off.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Gonna need a lot of popcorn for this one!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

You can’t have my wifi password, you’re not my LAN lord

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Let’s Take Ketamine And Fistfight About It, Charlie Brown (1972 - TV MA)

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

As her jokes became better and her wit surpassed his all he had was to dis her gorgeous

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

ever hear the news and think "nothing's shocking," then think of naked conjoined twins with their heads on fire instead?

submitted 1 day ago • 37 comments

Turns out that using those produce sprayers to hydrate your arthropod terrarium is “unhygienic” and I’m “not welcome” to shop at Kroger anymore

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

A little more Tupac and a little less Puffy please.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I’m extremely attractive if you just glance at me for a quick sec

submitted 37 days ago • 7 comments

They were like you're such a bitch. And i was like we all have our things we excel at.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I actually loathe social media. I got enough drama during kickball at recess.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

It’s been so long. I hope people are still alive and stuff.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

When he has a small one I call it peen-ish

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Do his own stunts? Well, not only was Gary walking up the stairs carrying an overly full cup of coffee, but he was also about to sneeze.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Saw two bags from different grocery stores rolling down the street together. If they can run away together, anyone can.

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

How many times can you be impeached before you turn into a cobbler

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

what base is it when they lock replies after yours

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Keeping my calm energy and subtly sweet is the way

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments