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"this character is my waifu and i will put a dozen kids in them" and "this character is literally me" - two thoughts that can and should coexist

I cannot believe this is the writing they're putting on their own kickstarter page, let alone for a Disco Elysium alike, which is entirely balanced on its writing.

SHIVERS - The road ascends; a raised motorway loops above the ghetto. Beneath its concrete columns -- a sea of rooftops, woodwork, and tar stretches northward. Four-story buildings as far as the rain can fall. The snows melt in Jamrock.

Mr President you must deploy the U.S. military to protect your imbecile vizier's beautiful car dealerships

important call

Advice from my son: “kings hold very big long sticks”. I think he is poisoned by sword law

Don't think I've shared my favorite scene from the F-Zero anime here yet

by age 34 you should: -own an air fryer -identify with an animal -regularly forget to take pills -be in a groupchat with sex perverts -have a collection of useless artifacts you think are neat -maintain a to do list of things you'll never actually do -harbour soul crushing regret about what happened

any time I remember this I'll post it because it's like a gut punch with a spiked gauntlet every time it comes back to me

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

Brother, you already *were* a ghost. Up there, screaming — along with all of them. Scaring each other. Haunting each other. It's the living who are ghosts. The dead are silent. They don't rattle windows or write letters in blood. The living do. Leave them behind. Rest.

Me: It’s been 20 years since this game came out. Surely it has been surpassed by another game doing something similar. The entire gaming industry: [yawning chasm of silence]

billionaire: people should work 168 hours a week journalist: that’s so innovative

linkedin is so awesome because the people there are just abjectly more evil than the users of any other online platform but in a really boring way. Every day I get emails about important discussions happening there like 'should we bring back debt slavery for people who don't pay contractors?'

So many American gamers will hear about how profitable Nintendo is and be like “This means Nintendo should make more big budget games” Lol, no wonder the Western gaming industry is in its current state lol