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The first living thing to go through the device was a small white rat. I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the damage was not so great as they say.
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New season of Black Mirror is out, so it's time to share the tweet:

Let's be entirely clear. This is happening in a Democratic district in a blue state.

In case the line from GWOT indefinite dententions to Trump's abandonment of law wasn't clear and direct enough. Literally a stopover point for sending anyone they want to prison forever.

I have a joke about Hector but it really drags at the end

I’m angry about many, many, aspects of Trumpism. And it’s not the top of my list, but I hate the amount of media (and mental) space occupied by absolute cranks, racists, and fools who have been promot because of their venality stupidity. If this is “meritocracy,” it is a meritocray of monsters.

Well,stuck in my head presently is from Big Boi's verse on International Players' Anthem Like an infant on a double D titty, just getting plump 'Cause you miscalculated the next to the-the last pump Dump-dump in the gut, raw from the giddy up Better choose that right one or pick-pick the kiddies up

Oh fuck oh shit

His name isn’t Thomas Researcherton Williams, folks.

happy ten year anniversary to this post

Exiling people beyond the protection of US law without due process is not only unconstitutional, it's a rejection of the entire American revolutionary project. Sending people "beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences" is one of the grievances enumerated in the Declaration of Independence.

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but 2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but 3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So 4. Now the LLM code points to malware.

us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years

This is a great thread. I'd add that this idea of good health as a sign of virtue is another area where the overlap between the New Age/veggie/Whole Foods/Goop demographic and the RFK/volkish/anti-fluoride demographic creates a dangerous pass-through.

And how was Bolivar's read on Ferdinand from some interactions when they were both teens? Well,

This one is particularly awful on many levels. WE OWE AFGHANS. We brought people here who helped our military.

lord willing we will one day prosecute miller for crimes against humanity

I think there's a legit chance it could get him returned if someone framed it, to Trump's face, as his inability to work out a deal.

Oh yeah I’m sure turner really thought she was about to ruin her life when there was a dark money culture war group specifically looking for a transphobic fencer and had people ready to record her stunt.

people keep saying “We are becoming North Korea” or “We are becoming Iran” because the average liberal will turn to blatant orientalism before facing the true horror of America’s decline: We are becoming England

Look, if we only promoted cops who have never beaten a child to supervisory roles we wouldn't have any supervisors at all. Is that what you want? A bunch of unsupervised child beaters?

Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water? Vodka. That's what they drink, isn't it? Never water.

I’m fucking crying.