Profile avatar
shanemcoyle.bsky.social
I’m never more serious than when I’m joking
1,951 posts 232 followers 90 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter

Woke up in my Beatles Tshirt and fell out of bed Dragged a comb across my head Found my way downstairs and drank a cup And looking up I noticed I was late

Slept in my Grateful Dead t-shirt, and When I awoke, the dire wolf 600 pounds of sin Was grinning at my window All I said was, "Come on in"

A helpful guide to the current state of US trade policy:

How the Basis Trade Unwind Could Affect Bitcoin and Crypto decrypt.co/314401/ho...

As Markets Sank and Soared, a New Fear Spread Across Wall Street “It’s just a constant stream of bells and popups on the desks right now. Automated messages like risk limits and risk alerts. It’s maximum overstimulation, maximum dopamine saturation.” www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Getting ads on all my subscribed podcasts. Forgot how obnoxious they were. Is there anything Apple can’t fuck up?

VITAL KNOWLEDGE: "This is the 3d time [Trump has] capitulated on a tariff threat .. (don’t forget Colombia), and it’s possible there could be a 4th .. ".. stocks will be struck in a standoff between healthy macro fundamentals and Trump-related noise for at least the next few months."

Rob Kaplan on How the Fed Will Think About the Tariffs “You mentioned earlier, don't be a prognosticator, be a risk manager. And that sounds like we should make, like, inspirational posters with little kittens hanging from trees with that text below.” podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

history is impossibly weird. just imagine jack abramoff eating canned tuna in a thatched hut in angola with some very confused nicaraguan contras who just received framed copies of the constitution from the president of rite aid.

Pennies cost more to make than they are worth. Treasuries aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on.

Jeeeeeeeeeez

Why stay up all night analyzing some dog shit stock if the next morning Trump decides the CEO is a RINO, or their industry can be squeezed, or a competitor bought him off first?

The Stablecoins and the Stable Genius The Crypto angle to Trump’s capitulation For instance, Tether is backed by Treasuries, that are held by Cantor Fitzgerald, where Lutnick came from A bit about Tether here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

I get that this is headlinese, but an “is” (“is asked”) would go a long way here @protos.com

As always, excellent analysis that makes a compelling case that Elon=Hugenberg, but I am sticking with my “Martian Bore-man” nickname podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

Best. Episode. Ever. For me, at least, a new angle on the intersection of a bunch of stories I thought I knew pretty well. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

Tesla Responds to Cybertruck Owners Who Lost 50% of Their Vehicle’s Value in 1 Year – The EV Maker Says, “One More Post Like This and You Will be Getting $0” www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...