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Making out the seventh piece
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Andy could never quite put the calipers down, joining the bitter crew John McWhorter (white people ought to like me better) and that sad boy leftist guy (can't even remember name) who said TNC wasn't "ready for prime time" when he was hired by Atlantic.
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One Billion Wrong Takes
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Being There 2: Chauncey Goes Bananas
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"Look upon my jerks, O Bluesky, and despair"
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Are ya trisecting that angle, son?
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"Mess" is a Trump tell, as a person who is falling apart he always projects sloppiness, messiness, and incontinence onto his enemies. When he calls you mess it means recognizing your humanity would destroy his deteriorating psyche.
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Once a star loses face you can expect them to take every opportunity to point out where someone is kind of showing them to be right if you think about it (courts, Trump's weakness).
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Ah the pre-emptive "My critics are unhinged" float. As if your journalism does not have a long history of Dad-at-Sharper-Image overexuberance, more prurient then prudent.
-- texted from my FULL SELF DRIVING CAR, the only kind on the ro-- *kills toddler, explodes*
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Liz Bruenig is the trad-cath She's All That protagonist-- nerdy Texan raised to look up to cheerleaders eschews her left bona fides to *undoes hair* unleash her self-hating misogyny and treat women like the subordinate gender that Stabat Mater hymns them to be.
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The inverse being when Elon gets a whiff of a rightwing-conspiracy (Paul Pelosi's lover) and instanteously counters reported facts with it through his algorithmic bullhorn. Muddy and mock inconvenient facts, magnify useful ones.
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The Dow should remember we're having the bestest Chuck E. Cheese Militawy Birfday Party Tomorrow For Donnie Boy, so everybody needs to celebrate!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!!!!
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He said, without any self-righteousness or condescension at all.
Don't you have generational breasts to rate?
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Them on 3/17
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When you're among the set pampered by the Hoover Institute, WSJ, the Manhattan Institute, and Bari Weiss to talk about the hippity-hop and belt-lacking, and Emily Ratajkowski having the "best breasts of our generation," all without any "cancelling," you best be quiet about bubbles.
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My ENT tried to show me a way to tilt my head so it wouldn't be quite as bad, but I never got it.
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I suppose Ramesh Ponnuru's book has been pulped for a long while, like most right wing astroturfed screeds. Hard to decide whether Party of Death or Liberal Fascism is the more laughable projection-book now.
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Trying to put into words what I should do with my Tesla enthusiasm, maybve for a snappy op-ed title...
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You know you both are fans of 90's movies, you should totally get to know one another!
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get bent, dick beck
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Ironically, when spoken over the radio the joke can't register as well.
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The folks who brought us "Trump is impotent, not a fascist" have endured their apology-gulag for six grueling weeks, they deem it time to lecture us about why the Constitution was always the real problem anyway no takebacks.
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If nipples were the V2 rocket this is Gravity's Rainbow
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"Don't alienate the moderate white bros" is how elite moderate white bros, who have ambivalence about their own masculinity knotted up with an entitlement to importance (esp. when cultivated by Harvard Yard and DC), deal with narcissistic wounds.
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Lucille Bluth : banana :: DNC : white bro conscientization
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So much discourse is high school lunch table trauma, like yeah I'm sure someone sneered at Will for not knowing how Gramsci explains Taylor Swift but there's so much more intellectual work to be done (Simmel, Will, read Simmel and try that Temu media studies hot take again).
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Not a Kraft shamefully taking advantage of an Asian woman's work.
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Brené Brown was an easy get for the Teutonic Care-bear's squad, she never had to Brave Brodge.
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Peter Thiel arrives at Stanford during the height of divestment protests and is so disgusted he starts Stanford Review.
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We must imagine Grover happy.
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EA Ishtar a bit removed from the body politic
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Hasn't just been boys, this is larger than losing a Yale ego duel.