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he/him 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 i like sharks, foxes and dogs lotr, doctor who, rdr2, Discworld, and hades are my main interests rn I make edits sometimes!!!
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It's my favorite American tradition.

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

This is Chewy. He is a skater boy. She said see you later boy. He was way too good for her. All of her friends, stuck pup their nose. They had a pawblem with his doggy clothes. 12/10

submitted 6 days ago • 65 comments

A timeline cleanse ☺️

submitted 6 days ago • 16 comments

her: you should grow a goatee! autocorrect:

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

Sounds like they made a fascist turducken.

submitted 6 days ago • 1192 comments

Look I don’t have much dating advice to give but I would not date topless Lincoln, topless Lincoln has the exact vibe of someone who will ruin your life and credit score

submitted 6 days ago • 35 comments

WE DID IT! 12 years in a row of sharks in a Super Bowl commercial!

submitted 13 days ago • 7 comments

Drake going to sue the entire concept of football now?

submitted 13 days ago • 16 comments

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl theonion.com/super-b...

submitted 13 days ago • 156 comments

@dceiver.bsky.social is over on Twitter committing murder

submitted 13 days ago • 18 comments

As a fan of the chord a minor, this has been a difficult time

submitted 13 days ago • 14 comments

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

submitted 13 days ago • 232 comments

NEW: Want to know how Kendrick Lamar's incredible Super Bowl halftime show came together? I got the scoop for you. www.wired.com/story/true-s...

submitted 13 days ago • 45 comments

For the record, if you pull up to see the Harry Potter movies in theatre this year you personally owe a trans person ten bucks for each one you see.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Worst week for science EVER. Sunday: ASM scrubs DEI mentions from website. Tue: NASA scrubs DEI from website; ICE arrests a student on campus; NSF plans to cut staff; USAID halted. Wed: HHMI kills diversity program; NIH trashes applications for diversity F grants. Fri: NIH cuts indirects.

submitted 15 days ago • 24 comments

If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted. They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.

submitted 17 days ago • 293 comments

Yes, this is the lab that hosts “drag and tag,” shark tagging research with drag queens that raises money for Florida LGBTQ youth. We could sure use your support, and you get an amazing adventure out of it! www.scientificamerican.com/article/drag...

submitted 23 days ago • 31 comments

Americans Start Stockpiling Moose Ahead Of Tariffs theonion.com/americans-st...

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Life advice for the ages. Those doing wrong want you tired and hopeless. But stay angry. And when a chance is in front of you: bite back. Digital plans for a real linocut. I'm anxiously awaiting a press to make this stuff possible with my RSI in my hands. #art #tiger #resist #linocut

submitted 21 days ago • 56 comments

pikachu is a good friend

submitted 21 days ago • 8 comments

That track from Cults of the Lamb is such an absolute earworm. Impossible to not hum along while sacrificing cute animals. youtu.be/CsxCKkrWc6M?...

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

Hey remember when George Lucas was like “hurr durr Trade Wars” and we were like that’s so silly and he was like no wait that’s how Emperor Palpatine comes to power and we were like you are obviously dumb Jorge.

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You're not overwhelmed. You're under attack.

submitted 22 days ago • 1110 comments

How to Video Game - Gator Days

submitted 23 days ago • 36 comments

on tuesday he ate through two tech bros. but he was still hungry! 🍓🐛 (the ebay auction for this piece is live hehe)

submitted 23 days ago • 47 comments

man it’d be cool if we could get some precedented times every once in a while

submitted 22 days ago • 64 comments

Hospital protests have begun for hospitals that are complying with an executive order banning gender affirming care. The order does NOT have the force of law, but some hospital systems are too scared of trump to defend trans kids in their care. This one at UVA Hospital.

submitted 22 days ago • 72 comments

And now to start a needlepoint project for a friend.

submitted 23 days ago • 167 comments

Jank isn’t necessarily bad in games. Depends on the game. It’s like going to a hole in the wall restaurant where all the furniture is mismatched, the menus are laminated, and then the 68-year-old owner chef brings out the best food you’ve ever eaten on a chipped plate

submitted 23 days ago • 44 comments

van helsing, screenshot, game boy advance (2004) www.mobygames.com/game/66012/v...

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

In these dark times is Star Trek still relevant? Is the naively optimistic vision of the future still something we should aspire to in our Star Trek stories? Friend, let me tell you about the 1960s.

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This is a 5 alarm fire. They're going to pull down all publicly available data, studies, guidance, etc that involves LGBTQ people so when the worst happens to us, no one will know. They're actively trying to erase us. gizmodo.com/cdc-ordered-...

submitted 23 days ago • 119 comments

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

submitted 23 days ago • 1960 comments

You're the kind of guy who *laughs* at a funeral? I can't understand what you mean.

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I sometimes understand the “oh this is engagement bait” complaint but other times it’s like that’s just what social media is and naming “four videogames that say something about you” is probably the least horrific use of it

submitted 23 days ago • 56 comments

“Bite first ask questions later”.

submitted 23 days ago • 24 comments

A Hadestown original Broadway cast pro shoot is actually happening…. God bless…. God bless……..

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