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nerd, hater, year-round grinch they/them . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ 📍 your dad’s house
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Kanskje hvis vi rebrandet skatt som abonnement på samfunn+

me ages 19-23

you’re right and you should say it

new guy at work told me he just started playing ‘the last of us part 2’ and i caught myself thinking “i’m not sure i’m ready for a serious relationship though“ GIRL you skipped a few steps

hey wanna come over and romanticize reacting dramatically and inappropriatly to receiving devastating news? i'm up anyway just lmk

musings on fandom from the t*mblr drafts

my biological family

i will hear ZERO bella ramsey slander btw that's my ellie forever and ever

6w7

[våkner opp med en hangover] Uhh hva skjedde i går kveld [Odd Nerdrum ved siden av meg i senga] God morgen [Meg] Odd Nerdrum min kjære, hva skjedde

every year i tell myself to watch more movies. and every day i make the choice to watch two one hour videos of someone watching a movie i’ve already seen instead

i just got promoted at work………. to a leader position. what the hell, im only 17 (i turn 30 this year)

my friend just gave birth to a tiny tiny baby and i’m weirdly annoyed that the tiny baby is smaller than me when i was born cause being small is like the only thing i have

my friend is currently in labor and i am currently in bed actively ignoring work calls to avoid having to come in earlier today because…… i don’t want to lives!!:)

average dave chappelle stand-up routine: Dave: i bought a new bicycle Crowd: hahahahaha D: …… it’s red C: HAHAHAHAHAH D: i fucking hate red C: [falls out of their seats laughing] D: 🚬👄

The Sims (2000)

two years since the last of us hbo aired and irreversibly changed my life forever

nekter å dele bilde av seriemorder og kannibal jeffrey dahmer, men se for dere at det er det jeg har gjort her

this is the second time my dog has chewed up one of my sex toys and hid it in his bed. as if being violent with me wasn’t enough. i’m in an abusive relationship