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sharkpond.bsky.social
nerd, hater, year-round grinch they/them . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ 📍 your dad’s house
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some algorithms tell me “we think you might like this!” and proceed to show me ONLY things i’ve already liked??? showing me things is your ONE job!!!!
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such a clunt <3
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and i’ve always said that
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i have a note from february 2020 that says “february has 400 days” and it’s always february isn’t it
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imagine feeling the weight of mullet guy kermit instead
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that’s our height difference……… delete this
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THAT’S OSLO BAYBEE !!!
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he’s literally my style icon
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such terrible timing for the serial killer maths professor to ghost me cause i’m fucking fuckin with this i mean i need to fuck this i mean
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HELLO????? this SLAYS????
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masala politics, og spør om å få hatt
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jeg tenker ofte dette!!! føler mindre skyld og skam over å være borte fra jobb fordi jeg har feber enn fordi jeg tenker på å dø liksom:)
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he slipped right outta my womb :’)
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i think you mean from legally blonde :)
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added to the list!!
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my favorite is to make @eastcoastwitch.bsky.social tell me what i’ve missed
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THANK U i’m so scaewed 🥺👉👈
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what they don’t know is that i just left the house and walked a block in a blizzard before realizing i wasn’t wearing pants
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i havent gone for five years now
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never forget to log the cunk
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representative. checks out
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she’s a living legend
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the fact that the entire world (me) has always thought of canada as some progressive liberal heaven…… :( reality breaking my fucking heart again
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my phone keeps asking if i want to share random folders it’s made like “dinner” or “travel day” with Pedro Pascal as if he’s real
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happy?!???!??
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sci-fi
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i don’t remember but it was really good
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HAN
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oh god i’m never gonna be a famous writer……. ever :(
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som det allerede har blitt sagt her: jentekveld og guttastemning handler om ~vibes~ og ikke kjønn … og jeg er helt enig, trenger en jentekveld asap