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SW/IT PgM with strong opinions on Agile in regulated sw. Currently looking for new opportunities to disappear, like Bigfoot, into the woods. 🏳️‍🌈Tell me your pronouns; I’m no snitch.
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@magictavern.bsky.social Truly the greatest mug I now own, obviously in blue. It matches beautifully with my official bootleg of the bootleg™️ shirt. My husband only shook his head and groaned at me a tiiiny bit this time. He knows who he married.

I don’t like to talk about this (for obvious reasons) but my mom was a victim of the body harvesting done at Harvard medical’s anatomical gift program. At ~9:30 the MA Supreme Court hears the oral arguments for our case. Stream: boston.suffolk.edu/sjc/ #Harvard #HarvardMedical #boston

They are seeking to criminalize integration efforts across public life. We must be clear eyed and direct about what’s happening here. We have not witnessed this blatant of a comprehensive governmental attack on integration since the Civil Rights Movement. slate.com/news-and-pol...

This is not normal, or natural, or inevitable. youtu.be/ZfBkw0j-QIs?...

I can’t believe the leopards ate my face, says person who voted for the “Leopards eating people’s faces” party.

don’t @ me

If you aren’t building a personal fleet of #kei cars, what ARE you doing? 🚗🚙

Why does the Paper Store not sell acid-free paper??? Tchotchkes simply aren’t going to preserve my old film and photos.

It’s taken 4 years, a fully elevated garden bed, a protective cage, repositioning the bed a couple times, and several companion planting/soil amendment experiments, but I FINALLY have produced strawberries that would look at home in a grocery store. Worth. It.

I’d like to announce that finally, I am in the 1%.

Started reading A Canticle for Leibowitz purely because of how beautifully the title rolls off the tongue.

There is no better feeling than having an excuse to reschedule or cancel a meeting.

I’m not saying I’m a liar, but I’ve also made a lot of promises about doing the dishes.

Hack for avoiding Boston traffic: oversleep then start your commute at 10

PARROT TULIPS AT COSTCO

all my homies hate ea-nasir

brb going to target for twelve boxes of seltzer

I think I would have been more interested in math as a teen if the word problems described useful future applications. Boring: calculate the height of the tree Exciting: calculate the height of the tree so you can win an argument on the internet

Glad my new snow shovel was shipped in clearly labeled packaging so the UPS driver knows why my steps weren’t shoveled

Is there a dress code for a massage school graduation? Or do I just undress to my level of comfort?

When you make a whole ass hat, then realize you screwed up literally the second row you knit. Looks good from the top though. Also, going to pretend this is a knitting needle emoji and not chopsticks 🥢🧶

30-50 feral super pigs on my property

It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno

flour, fear, and butter are classic French pastry ingredients

Tech contractors out here pushing candidates like a Black Friday door buster special: “WHILE SUPPLIES LAST”

My cashier at TJs gave me a bunch of stickers today and ngl I’m going to be riding this high all week

NASA astronauts recently lost a tool bag on a space walk. Can anyone explain WHY a bag of tools in space is visible? Every article focuses on the fact that it’s visible, but not the why! 🛰️ earthsky.org/human-world/...

What I hear when I talk to stakeholders

The movie Scream is so relatable to me cuz aaahhhHHHHH