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Hi! I like shorts. They’re comfy and easy to wear
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Isn’t there a Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy where Arthur is the only one who ever reads the safety pamphlet so is the only survivor of a crash? It’s the one he becomes a sandwich maker I think.
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Don’t want to wake up in Plymouth
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Labour keep doing similar. Doing all this fascistic bullshit to try and impress Mail/Reform voters and all they ever do is say you’re a Maoist for not going far enough.
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Michael “Basketball” Jordan
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I had to peer closer just to check it wasn’t also an ad
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I crowd surfed on an inflatable pizza
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I know why. Don’t @ me
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Not having to spend money on new glasses is great. I might look at the sun to celebrate
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Took about 30 years for my eyes to finally hit bottom.
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Tolkien just improvising a three book epic out as he goes but detouring to make sure Tom Bombadil gets in there:
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Got stuff to do so I’m not done until the end of the year but it’s still a real shitter
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Depending on the timing I might be at an aquarium for most of the game as well. [googles “can goal updates travel through water?”]
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Reminds me, I got asked by someone if it was a natural formation when me and my partner shared pictures of our visit a year ago.
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Made it through MPF intact and awake but was so exhausted i didn’t realise the band name Pussy Liquor was a pun until I’d been watching them for 20 minutes