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shaylarz.bsky.social
Voted least likely to read your DMs don’t bother Minnesota Twins baseball. Heavy metal. Nelson Cruz’s biggest fan. Byron Buxton enthusiast Trevor Plouffe said I could be commissioner and no one disagreed with him. I stand with Oakland A’s fans forever
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I assume so. Could be a season ending injury
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For what platform?
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llo Chuck!!
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Vaccines only work when you’re on a contender.
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Certified ball knower 💅
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I accept your apology. The truth always comes out.
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😭😭😭 Spartacus!!!
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There’s a military joke in here I’m just too sleepy to make it
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I’ve never seen him hit two grand slams (separate games) in my presence so he has some catching up to do.
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Well the Twins finally won a game so I’m doing better than I was yesterday. Hope you’re well too!
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We’ve given that title to Matt Wallner
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🥰🥰🥰
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Everything in English is derived from other languages. Don’t yee my haw here buckaroo.
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Is it bad that I knew who this was about immediately
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Listen here buckaroo
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I love bucko as well
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This looks like elementary school I love it
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Personally I’m a big fan of calling people “buckaroo”
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He gets it, unfortunately.
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Lots of us miss him tremendously here in Minnesota
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Oh yeah?? That makes me happy. She’s a beaut in my very biased opinion
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He’s on pace for like 87 home runs I think he’ll get through the night ok lol
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It’s impressive!
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It should count as two Ws on the back of his baseball card imo
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Weird
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Want
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The team has me feeling very depressed and Twitter doesn’t help. And I don’t need c4 seeing me threatening to throw myself off the top level of the parking garage
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Oh I’m just on a bit of a baseball Twitter vacation
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Alright cool because I was back to feeling guilty about cancelling
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Just feels like a standing water nightmare
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It’s seemingly calmed down now but when I needed to leave half an hour ago it was still pretty heavy. And I’m sure it’ll take some time to recede. And I don’t trust highway 100 in this lol
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She posted a very important photo just this morning. Highly recommend checking it out. For science.
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@2007warpedtour.bsky.social ???
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Have heard the same. (That it’s actual policy.)
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For real. I’d go to war for Bailey Ober too. He’s a good dude.
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Yeah I’m rolling in a Mazda 3 hatchback and I don’t trust this. You just made me not second guess my decision.
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Was really looking forward to it too but my gut says to stay home and I trust my gut.