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I write some. Mostly movies these days. Tattooed tech slave. Seattle https://letterboxd.com/raynola/
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Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

In 40 years when people hear the name “Kennedy” they won’t think “John F”, they’ll think “Mengele”.

SMARTis the Sheet Metal workers.

fellas is it gay to [checks notes] not crash the global economy

Dodger Shakes Hands with Kershaw: tinyurl.com/yvhx7cxm

Nintendo can get around the tariffs by using a floating barge with claw machines just outside US waters You can take a boat and pay $450 for unlimited attempts to win a Switch 2 from a claw machine If you win, it counts as “personal treasure,” exempt from tariffs under maritime salvage laws

stocks briefly rallied on Monday after CNBC ran a Citigroup ad featuring a purple haired lesbian and investors speculated that Woke is being restored

Reminder: All People Had To Do Was Fill In A Little Oval Next To The Smart Black Lady’s Name.

You may be fearing your 401k is no longer enough for you to retire. But with all the cuts to NIH and Medicare you also won't live as long. So the policies are integrated.

Came to a coffee shop and forgot my index cards so I decided to try out Final Draft's cards view. Which was clearly designed by someone who has never used cards for this, who has never held cards in their hand, who seemingly doesn't really know what a "card" is and just Googled it. #scriptsky

Fuck, now I gotta run out and stock up on tube socks before they become unaffordable.

Seattle #handsoff

25,000 in Seattle? Felt a lot bigger. Hell there were 25,000 people just on the C line from West Seattle. www.kuow.org/stories/tens...

Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”

The penguins have learned their lesson. by Susan Collins

I wonder how many people realize the tariff on auto parts causes car insurance premiums to go up?

Lumen Field Innie Blissfully Unaware of Mariners: tinyurl.com/yb8f3kra

A well known producer sent me an AI generated script today. He passed it off as his own saying it was his “first attempt” and “he was nervous for my feedback”… It was AI and he was trying to pay me to rewrite it to make it his own klmartin2.substack.com/p/screenwrit... #scriptsky

Sorry, liberals, the United States is not an oligarchic democracy, it’s an oligarchic republic.

Doubt it will get resurrected but I would kill to see Martin Scorsese’s KOOL-AID starring Steve Buscemi.

Trump is literally banning the term "SAFE DRINKING WATER"

Happy #TransDayOfVisibility! If you’re a dev who’s ever done web stuff and used NPM, and especially if you enjoyed NPM catching up to Yarn ca. ~2018. If you’re a Rust dev who’s used miette, big-brain, cacache. If you like KDL. Then you’ve benefited from the work of a trans person.

At University Village Tesla this kid pretty much nailed it with their sign. @teslatakedown.com