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Went to the gym in the rain. Everyone clap.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

😂 This is so true... Then there's Baltimore with an entire block of strip clubs bookended by huge sex shops where you can still pay a few bucks to jack off to naughty films or live performances in backrooms less than a block from City Hall and 3 blocks from the harbor on a main, downtown street. 😂😩

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Thr L Word had me thinking that one day, I'd get to wear wide legged pants and have gossip fests with my rich, trendy lesbian friends at breakfast before work every single day. It's not true. I only get to see my rich, trendy lesbian friends on dates we plan months in advance.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I was on the verge of firing my therapist because I thought she was married to one of them people... and yall's therapists are out here SUGGESTING that yall date outside of yall's race?! I would scream, blow my safety whistle, run out that bitch's office, and file a malpractice suit. Because, WHAT?!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

While coaching me through the work stress I have that's related to this administration and race, I mentioned how I don't have to explain ceritain things at home, and my therapist mentions how she is currently coaching a handful of her clients through interracial divorces because of the opposite.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

You'll never hear me say, "I'm no better than a man," because, baby, yes I am! Tf!? 😩😂🫢

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Listening requires every part of you that you're willing to lend to the message.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I no BIPOC. I Black.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This NAO album feels so good.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The young people are right. I do, in fact, need to "lock in."

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Update: I was not all the way calm when she got home yesterday and have complained about it as recently as one hour ago. Thanks. 🫢😅

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Yall... I had therapy today. Told her I saw her out and about... and we confirmed that it was, in fact, her spouse who is, in fact, BLACK! She can keep being my therapist! 😂

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

"With the attacks on DEI, I think about how diverse your music tastes were, how equitable your french fry sharing practices were, and how you always included me on runs to the corner store. I also worry that without DEI, they will no longer make shirts that fit over your abnormally large head..."

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

I'm glad my wife wasn't here when what I ordered her arrived. The way these people fucked up my order... She's still gonna like it, but I'm so pissed and she wouldn't have been able to enjoy the gift with me standing around grimacing and phoning customer service. I'll be calm when she gets home.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Started texting my wife the lyrics to Dangerously In Love and she FaceTimed me asking if I was okay and said I was making her nervous 😭😭😭😭

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

One of my coworkers decided to join this call from her car and didn't put herself on mute. She must not be listening to the actual call because we've been asking her to me herself periodically... while listening to Not Like Us playing in the background. We've listened to the entire song so far. 😭😩

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

My wife and I were in the car looking for parking on both our first days back in the gym. We decided to let this couple walk in front of us. One of them looks me dead in my eyes... It's my fucking therapist.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Chocolate Covered Rocky Horror was one of my last nights out pre-pandemic and it's back, celebrating its 10 year anniversary. I never added tickets to a cart so quickly. Now, my wife and I have to plan our outfits! IMPORTANT!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

All my recreational flights for the year are canceled. 2025 is for music, theater, road trips, train rides, home improvement, and bodywork. I mean... 2024 was about all that too, but I promised if my flight from LA landed safely, I'd stay outta the air unnecessarily. Cuz literally wtf...

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Getting "dumped" by someone who started dating you in their head without your permission is such a Libra circumstance.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments