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Fight & Intimacy Director working in the Buffalo Theatre District, she/they. Once I didn't say hello to a man and it ruined his day
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i've just been informed that ancient romans also used dice towers and i'm getting verklempt about games all over again

one of my favorite things in the world is that six sided gaming dice have remained in use and almost entirely unchanged for millennia -- right down to the pip placement.

AND THOSE COLLEAGUES AND MANAGERS SHOULD KEEP IT UP!

I cannot stress this strongly enough: Support your local theatre, café, bookstore, bakery, and library. We breathe life into these places when we support them. They need us, and more importantly, we need them.

Thank you for clearing that up, reddit

Hey, who wants something nice? So I was on tour this month, and when I was doing my event for the Princeton University Library and the Princeton Public Library, I ended up at the graveyard, where I found this gravestone:

My love languages are theaters buying me Gravity & Momentum name brand blood and directors telling me that they want MORE blood.

I am no longer with Polygon, my home for nearly 13 years. I am proud of what my colleagues and I have accomplished over that period, and I am especially proud of the role the @voxmediaunion.bsky.social and @wgaeast.bsky.social played in it all. Organize. Now. I am immediately available for hire.

Though I strive to be a non-judgmental person, I simply can’t trust anyone who doesn’t consider The Princess Bride to be one of the greatest films of all-time.

Interrupting your May 1 Timberlakeposting for Julie Andrews' ode to Hot Girl Summer youtu.be/vvrE_ekDXQc?...

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I am motivated by joy, surprise, guilt (only from my cat), and spite.

My song of the summer 2025 is a nonexistent lesbian cover of Bruce Springsteen's I'm On Fire. #HotGirlSummer and I'm the Boss now

A casual Wednesday night of me explaining to my mother how I would absolutely undertake an international heist to rob a bishop of a dragon-killing sword that once inspired a famous children's book and I want to return to the family

At the end of the day, aren't we all just working hard to give our pets a better life?

Mayday is the real winner of @gamechangershow.bsky.social

Well yeah. We’re going to need spares if we poison some of them

Personally, I think it should be front page news for at least a month if a sitting US President is using falsified evidence to try and deny due process to a man who has committed no crime, but that’s just me

I am old enough to remember when a movie character said "PAPERS PLEASE" it was a universally understood signifier of an evil regime

This is where your Harry Potter money goes

The possibility of abduction by a sovereign and imprisonment abroad is one criterion that separates democracies from dictatorships. The Declaration of Independence called the British king tyrannical for transporting Americans, “beyond Seas to be tried for pretended Offenses.”

Honestly, stop writing HP fanfic too.

JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.

the absolutely limitless bog of transphobic vitriol that is jk rowling means that we cannot fuck with harry potter on any level and JOURNALISTS ESPECIALLY should be interrogating every single person associated with the new show about where her money goes. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.

Oh dear you’re going to want to read this. Looks like DOGErs were caught exfiltrating NLRB data, likely on unions, for private (seemingly Elony) use. This is must read. What we’ve all suspected. But now details. www.npr.org/2025/04/15/n...

Oh my God someone please adopt this scrungly little girl Look at her face She's giving Full Soot-Encrusted Dickensian Urchin vibes

what they said ⬇️

Tech execs declaring all-out war on creators who don’t want their life’s work pillaged for profit

Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act. Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes? Staffer: a DL and birth certificate. Me: The documents don’t match Staffer: Then a marriage certificate. Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too? Staffer: No Me: See the problem?

Surround yourself with the kind of people who support their local library.

Everyday I think about the fact that iceland jailed the people responsible for their financial crisis

If a home doesn't have a spiral staircase that leads to a candlelit library full of centuries-old books, is it even a home?

As an elder millennial, I’ve been through this market crash rodeo at least twice (lost count) & have never had enough $$ to invest in the stock market (bc of said crashes + other generational events). And also I recognize this is Very Bad. And also it’s just another Monday as an elder millennial.

Remember, it’s perfectly acceptable if your weekend plans consist of nothing other than reading a good book, drinking multiple kettles of tea, and indulging in various pastries.

I just introduced the Delete DOGE Act, which – you guessed it – would defund DOGE.

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

In honor of Forest Ranger Robbi Mecus and Transgender Day of Visibility, a Progress Pride flag was raised at DEC headquarters in the Adirondacks today. We'll have a story on NCPR on Friday.

Holy shit. “I confess that I’ve been inadequate. That the Democrats have been responsible for allowing the rise of this demagogue.” Gives an impassioned apology and points to this as a moment of personal vow to action.

cory booker gave his democratic colleagues a lesson in making your own news cycle. 25 hours ago, ain’t nobody care about who gave the longest senate floor speech. you were not planning yesterday to dunk on strom thurmond today. yet here we are, simply because the man got up and did it

25 Hours. For 25 hours, Senator Cory Booker stood on the Senate floor and spoke from his heart about what is happening in our country today. As he said, this is not a right or left issue, it's about what's right or wrong. Reminding all about the late, great civil rights legend John Lewis... 1/2

Susan Crawford wins the Wisconsin Supreme Court election, according to many election analysts. This after Elon Musk and others poured millions into anti-transgender advertisements in the state. The anti-trans panic failed in Wisconsin. This is a major victory for LGBTQ+ people in the state.