shelbymonroe.bsky.social
I love animals. And anyone who helps make all of this funnier.
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Hard to know where the stupid ends and the brain melt begins.
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The mainstream press has become completely ineffectual, hasn't it. I was also somewhat neutral (read: uninformed), but it seems like we've helped create yet another crisis with so many innocent victims, and we're mute. I really appreciate the attention you bring to issues like this. Thank you, Evan.
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Both.
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Same.
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No words.
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And we watch and do nothing.
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The world held its breath. Then he stuck the landing.🕺🕺🕺
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We are terrible.
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He also comes across as authentic and not over-coached.
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We don't deserve Bernie.
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Not even pretending to practice retirement anymore 🙄. See you in Canada 🕺❤️🕺❤️!
P.S. Is it just me, or does the dancing man emoji have some real David Brent energy?
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I can't stop thinking about this. Thank you, Amanda ❤️
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One of the best and most heartbreaking pieces about life in the USA now.
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So it's not just handwritten letters back and forth?
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Excellent.
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Someone needs to explain to you what a day off is supposed to look like. Hint: it doesn't include a list of anything but snacks and TV shows.
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Mother Nature knows what's what.
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I read that as July 90th and thought "Oh, now they're adding days to months. Clever."
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The only time I support the use of sausage.
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Boat money. Hilarious.
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I'll be more careful, I swear!!
Oh crap.
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Great idea!
Oh shit.
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Spiders, yes. Trans people, no.
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Blazing Saddles, What About Bob, and Crimes and Misdemeanors.
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Hilarious.
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Love the nonchalant energy of the extended legs - crossed ankles. Good choice!
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I just stepped on my jaw.
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Worth every penny ❤️
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How many posts have to start with "Not The Onion" these days? 50%? 100%?
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That's who he sounds like! Mr. Burns. Thank you. Been driving me crazy. Well, not just that part.
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Aw. The worm is looking for a mate.
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Lucky, lucky Oslo ❤️
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The people of California could use a laugh after the devastating fires. You're just what the doctor ordered ❤️.
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Brilliant.
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Anyone running in the midterms needs to decide where they stand on the doll limit. Everything else will sort itself out.
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How low can our jaws go?
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Noticed the word "dig" was used in your comment. Safe to say you also like Badfinger?
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It's the only way they'll learn.
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Perfect.
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Hottest guy.
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Now this I can get behind.
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Michael Primavera (a middle name would be useful here, you know, to help convey my disappointment). You're lucky this Bluesky is a gentle platform. Over on Instagram, your little owl joke probably cost you a few followers.
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Mike. You're better than this.