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shellatrix.bsky.social
Owner/Alchemist @NaMasteUp247.bsky.social Writer (pen name Mika Lynn @writermikalynn.bsky.social) Obsessed with Loki, metal music, road trips, dark sense of humor. SAHM/Homeschool my son. Preparing for the apocalypse (zombies or civil war)
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Trump last week: “Nobody’s going to work from a home. They’re going to be going out. They’re going to play tennis. They’re going to play golf.” Trump today: on day 4 of 5 working from home, day 4 straight of golfing for part of the day. www.cnn.com/2025/02/18/p...

87% Of Loud Crashing Noises Are Nothing, Report Top Experts From Other Room theonion.com/87-of-l...

I feel like I need this in my life.

*34 felony charges likes this post*

So where's my guy? My other half? Twin flame or whatever tf they are calling it these days. I don't want a knight in shining armor, if it's shiny it means he hasn't done shit.

Loading the house with firewood. It's raining right now but we're expecting this weather for about a week lol.

At the moment, mansion-sized Asteroid 2024-YR4 has a one-in-fifty chance of hitting Earth in the next eight years. Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.

This is insanely accurate! 🎯🎯🎯

When I used to get flowers, or anything, as a gift. My favorite flower, Stargazer Lily.

A friend of mine makes Mala necklaces so I ordered one. I also bought myself a collar choker (came in a 3 pack). I have a thing for crystals & hearts. Both packages arrived today, Happy Valentine's Day to me!

Virgo here, #2 is pretty accurate 🤣

Hello, old friend. It's been a minute since I've been on here.

Replace combat boots with Loki

I need to find this shirt!

Got my stickers today!

The creek.

I think we're at a foot of snow. It's supposed to stop after 10 pm tonight lol

Chocolate milkshake because I'm an "adult" and I can.

French fries w/ gravy & mozzarella.

Good morning, sunshines! Fighting with millionaire family members about trump and they delete & block you. It's a great day! 😆🤣 And for the record, yes, that IS the UFC fighter Ben Henderson! ♥️

Well this isn't fun. Went to town and had to do a side quest to the ER.

Them: Don't come over here with your bullshit. Me:

youtu.be/GGSizNwj90k?...

On my list on Spotify... JUST SAY THE FUCKING WORD... lol youtu.be/loo6_p9TAdM?...

I need a castle.

THIS!