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for all the turtle heads in chat: double turt sighting at the park

redwing blackbirds be like: smoke detector low battery noise

i found her

restaurant name idea : gyrovision

why not oystHIS

today the crunchy grocery store tricked us into buying RAW MILK. that’s the last straw!!!!!

My doctor changed my diagnosis to "Endocrine Disorder" in November without me asking--because he saw the writing on the wall. Ask your doctors to do the same--Just to protect your access to life-saving medication.

america: ummm actually we do have trains!! 😌 you can book a ticket for one of our many convenient options- 6am or 10pm 😌

thank you everyone for allowing me to release myself from the prison of my own design

i’m 12 hours into an 18 hour audio book but it’s flopping…. do i stick it out or give up? 😞

the crunchy grocery store tried to trick me into buying a ronald reagan card!!!

modeling basic empathy for an adult man like I would a baby

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

Washington Post now interviewing my uncle?

queer ppl are just built diffrent

surprise #turtlecheck and baby duck sighting

book just did a “here’s what you missed on glee” halfway through it

consulting the brain trust (asking my cat “what should i do?” in a baby voice multiple times)

it’s been cold so no turtles 🥲 instead please check these catbirds fighting over suet

i woke him up by banging on the wall to get the critters to leave

my neighbor is lovely but either cannot or will not end a conversation and the amount of psychic damage i take trying to repeatedly disengage with no success 😭😭

studying hard to achieve my final form 🙂‍↕️

“spill the tea” overheard in work meeting this is NOT a drill