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queer people in the north don’t hate god enough

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haven’t thrown out the raw milk yet (bargaining) and it’s so evil that it’s taunting me with promises of chocolate milk and threats of terrible food poisoning 😔

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

for all the turtle heads in chat: double turt sighting at the park

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

redwing blackbirds be like: smoke detector low battery noise

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i found her

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

restaurant name idea : gyrovision

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

why not oystHIS

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

today the crunchy grocery store tricked us into buying RAW MILK. that’s the last straw!!!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

My doctor changed my diagnosis to "Endocrine Disorder" in November without me asking--because he saw the writing on the wall. Ask your doctors to do the same--Just to protect your access to life-saving medication.

submitted 3 days ago • 23 comments

america: ummm actually we do have trains!! 😌 you can book a ticket for one of our many convenient options- 6am or 10pm 😌

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

thank you everyone for allowing me to release myself from the prison of my own design

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

i’m 12 hours into an 18 hour audio book but it’s flopping…. do i stick it out or give up? 😞

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

the crunchy grocery store tried to trick me into buying a ronald reagan card!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

modeling basic empathy for an adult man like I would a baby

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Washington Post now interviewing my uncle?

submitted 6 days ago • 64 comments

queer ppl are just built diffrent

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

surprise #turtlecheck and baby duck sighting

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

book just did a “here’s what you missed on glee” halfway through it

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

consulting the brain trust (asking my cat “what should i do?” in a baby voice multiple times)

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

it’s been cold so no turtles 🥲 instead please check these catbirds fighting over suet

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

i woke him up by banging on the wall to get the critters to leave

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

my neighbor is lovely but either cannot or will not end a conversation and the amount of psychic damage i take trying to repeatedly disengage with no success 😭😭

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

studying hard to achieve my final form 🙂‍↕️

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments