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This is fascinating. They're developing solar panel windows from plant waste that work when it's cloudy and don't need direct sunlight. www.jamesdysonaward.org/2020/project...

Fentanyl cannot get into your system unless you ingest it. “Fentanyl exposure” is not a thing. If the police don’t know basic chemistry or physics then they probably should stop cosplaying as experts on toxicology

Gandalf the Golden..🦮🧙‍♂️😅

Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock

Remember you are not powerless. We all have our part to play in the resistance. Call your representatives and ask them if they like alternative rock

Instead of telling someone to “shut up” try saying “a closed mouth can hold more Cheezits than an open one”

AI investors are probably really mad they didn’t put their money in eggs

What is Quentin Tarantino's best movie?

This is Roo. He is the quaintest little guy to ever live. 12/10 would be delighted to pet

"The California Farm Bureau says fears in the Central Valley have led to migrant farmworkers not showing up for work, which has virtually halted the area’s citrus harvest." Is America great yet? www.nbcbayarea.com/news/califor...

This is a reminder that you are INCREDIBLE! ✨ Keep on being the Youest You possible you incredible you!

This is Howard. He couldn't decide where to sit. Wound up in two places at once and may require some assistance. 13/10

Break time. Not entirely sure why, but this dude makes me happy. You?

"In lieu of flowers, the Carter family requests that you consider a contribution to The Carter Center." www.jimmycartertribute.org

if i were bono, i’d quit music & open up a gluten free bakery called “Where The Treats Have No Grain”

A priest a teacher and a rabbit enter a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit what is your blood type. The rabbit replied "I'm probably a Type-O"

for the potato fears not death

Tell him, Mark!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggnog #HappyNewYear

Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.

[after mary just gave birth in a manger] kid: can i play drums in there? joseph: yeah i’m sure that’s fine

Someone's replaced my passport photo with a picture of a marzipan fruitcake - I think my identity's been stollen.

I'm not religious but i am spit tuah

🦋 Happy FriYay 🦋 🦋 Meet & Greet 🦋 Let’s connect with each other Comment 🗣️ on this post and then see who is here. Say hello 👋 & give them a follow Post a cat or dog pic if you want 🐶🐾🐱🐾 If I’m not following you please let me know!! Together we can build an 💙AMAZING 💙community Luv Ya! Foxy 🦊

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I just tried to divide a Coke Zero between two glasses and the can exploded

Perfection.

I did not realize that tonka beans were illegal! The reason these are so popular in perfuming & confectionery is mostly bc they contain high concentrations of coumarin, which is what the medicine coumadin is derived from. In sufficient quantities coumarin can cause a lot of problems so thank the FDA

straight up

pilot: can anyone here fly a plane? [no one answers] bartender: i’ll call you an uber

if I had billions of dollars I would do cool things like revive Wishbone and fund a Muppet film adaptation of Murder on the Orient Express with Daniel Craig doing a silly Belgian accent

Red Sprites and Andromeda over Missouri lining up perfectly with a lone tree. Chaos in our atmosphere paired with cosmic chaos. Nature is awesome. Single image

Don’t throw shit at artists performing for you….wtf is wrong with you….good on Billie Eilish being a pro and continuing her concert but totally wouldn’t be mad if she said screw it and bounced….this was last night at her show in Glendale, AZ

Clever 😂☕️☕️

Wrong number texted me today asking if I was down to go eat Korean BBQ. I texted back “sorry wrong number, but I’d love to go eat some Korean BBQ.” She proceeded to text back saying “I’m so sorry, but extending you an invite anyways.” Random acts of kindness go a long way. This made me smile today.

Ocean sunset.

☀️ Happy Sunday ☀️ 🦋 Meet & Greet 🦋 Let’s connect with each other Comment 🗣️ on this post and then see who is here. Say hello 👋 & give them a follow Post a cat or dog pic if you want 🐶🐾🐱🐾 If I’m not following you please let me know!! Together we can build an 💙AMAZING 💙community Luv Ya! Foxy 🦊

Die Hard is a Christmas Movie.

Did you hear about the horse with a negative attitude? He was a real neigh sayer.

"In our society, there seems a general rule that, the more obviously one’s work benefits other people, the less one is likely to be paid for it.” - David Graeber

Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”