shepst.ink
🔞 DJ x Streamer x Lover x Dog ΔΘ
Northern Virginia, loves Thai food, cake aficionado
Feel free to DM me on Telegram!
T.me/shepbutt
Socials:
https://linktr.ee/pilotshep
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Good doggg ;3
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For sure!
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funny...i was just telling a chee friend how cheetahs are objectively the best feline. hands down. no competition.
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Happy to be of service~
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Absolutely <.<;
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But all I see is good dog
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F-fuck... N-no, I meant not like us fucking but as a sexpletive.. Fuck me!
AAAAAAAAAH
DJ Khaled would be ashamed in how much I just played myself there instead of playing with you.... I mean
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Wanna wrassle?? I will warn you, I play dirty. I ALWAYS go below the belt...
I mean, hit below—yeah sorry
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Medical studies conclude that Pilot accidentally did a bump of Ketamine cut with the Limitless pill off a puphood last night. Neurological data shows that his singular brain cell suddenly turned into 2 — a new chemical compound was found in the olfactory area (patient was previously smell-blind)
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The truth doesn't sleep, cat.
I'm like Batman if Bruce Wayne didn't get a post mortem trust fund hand job from his parents, develop sophisticated gadgets to take down criminals at dark, but I was scared of mascots so I became one instead of a bat
In other words...
I fight people at night in suit
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Tax, are you OK? Please bark twice if you are in danger.
Bark once if you want to take down the shadow government run by a rogue AI that goes by the name "PreciousMetalMechaWarWashingtonmon" and save the digi verse with me
Bark three times if you want to grab some tacos cuz I'm craving Al Pastor
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References (not "works cited" 🤢(get fucked MLA))
Shepherd Esq, P. (2024). The Real Truth about Cum. Hyena Margarine Is the New Hyena Butter! , 69(420), 1–1.
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Yes, I am he. I will fight for our PP privacy.
Please refer to my QRT for a list of sources. Thank you. I will add these citations now please check in 1 minute.
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JD... They're coming for me...
But I'm no longer cumming for THEM
#free #freedom #free2cum #semeninformationact
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I mean... Just like zombie rules, it's always a good idea to double tap sheps just in case.
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سبزیجات مورد علاقه من هستند. هویج و نخود، لطفا!
"The Great Sand Sea swallows one of its own to gain eternal life just as the Freman prophecy foretold"
-C.S. Lewis, _author of Dune_
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DUDE NOOOO
SHE'S ABOUT TO GET COCK VORED AND TURNED INTO YET ANOTHER FOLD ON HIS FORESKIN
If he keeps this up... No living Freman will tame and ride the Shai-Hulud. The "Immortal Sheath Shillelagh will destroy Arrakis. I've seen it during my Galantamine-induced lucid dreams, dude...
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Cedar... That's an interesting theory, but I'll need extensive, internal testing to verify such a claim.
Please contact me directly and I will arrange for myself to be your lab rat if it means we can stop this robot menace. You may very well change the future.... Dog bless you
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Wtf bitch that's cap. Not enough.
I get paid in EXPOSURE to shitpost on here, ok??
If you can match that and help me design my original beer basting boiler bath in time for next Thanksgiving I'll consider it....
I don't need 401k options either. My generation is built to NEVER retire 😎
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Holy shit dude... Thank you...
I had no idea I could survive off semen alone during my 3yr crossover ep/training arc
We're on the boat from Life of Pi, sparring with Tigress from Kung Fu Panda to stop Gold Buu Biden and PreciousMetalMechaWarWashington b4 they milk all the men of their secret data
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LMAO gdamn I love this but I feel ATTACKED 😂😭
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Bro... I wish I could reskeet this harder. I guess I could always initiate a locals-in-your-area file transfer request to pass along this information in a .txt seed file via anal injection using my USB D.
I just hope they have port 6969 open for me....
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Absolutely. I've resolved to make people think I'm a conspiracy theorist online while I forage for leftover cum pizza slices in displaced hallway pizza boxes. It's all I've eaten in 3 days... Does jizz have Vitamin C? I'm worried I might contract scurvy soon if I don't find some...
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@ the 1 person who unfollowed me: fukn CIA SPY
If giving your friends cum will protect their privacy and ensure safety, I will donate every last drop to you guys.
The government may try and take away muh gunz... but it'll NEVER steal my right to knot+knock you up.
I'm horny for your safety. 🫡🇺🇲💦
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Wow is me replying enough to sign up for all of that?
I'll check the "promotional/marketing" box too for that matter
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A good butt
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I LOVE WALK HARD
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You're next :3c