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sherdwalk.bsky.social
will just focus on my private life for the time being with my remaining apes
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People are going to look back fondly on the Biden years after this

Too much grandfathering in. What about uncling in?

Sell your car and buy Microstrategy puts

Conclave was great

Reminder 👇

I used to be a backpack single-strapper but in my old age I’ve found that I need the stability that only two straps can provide

We don’t get to have a government because Apsu and Tiamat decided to create other gods and the Democrats didn’t knife one of the least popular politicians in modern history sooner

Despite everything I still have faith that Zionists will be subject to an unimaginable degree of suffering in my lifetime

Optometrists don't need to dilate your pupils but still they do it to make it seem like they're doing something back there in those little offices

They’re going to do it lol

No offense but it’s hard for me to view anyone who regularly interacts with AI pornography as being on the same level of evolutionary development

It’s his time.

If you’re a cracker it’s about time to start applying sunscreen again. If not kindly disregard this message

Date night

No one remembers brutalism with trees anymore...

A jeep I drove past had a light bar mounted on the hood set to full brightness. The navy should get to conscript you for that

The only thing keeping Israelis from raping and killing each other is their apocalyptic obsession with racial purity based on an invented history European settlers continue to rely on as justification for mass murder and displacement. And even that dam’s starting to show cracks

I hope the Boer permanently ends any kind of appeal "pro-natalism" might exert on halfway normal people

Shen Yun? Is nothing sacred?

My Canadian suit arrived @beachtweets.bsky.social

hey me and some of the other behaviourally modern H. sapiens were gonna go bully the old timers if you wanna come

Dentist appointment this week and optometrist next week. They’re checking out all my orifices

Oppose the broke and restore the woke

I’m sure it’s fine but I do immediately scroll past the recipes on tiktok that are at all lemony miso gochujang adjacent. Just show me the 30 minute rice cooker peasant meals

Flagging is one of my favorite climbing moves. You just put your foot somewhere else and chill

Grown adults with jobs and in some cases children are earnestly discussing and thinking about the works of C.S. Lewis. Remember that next time you assume everyone around you is fundamentally responsible and decent

Usually it’s not for a good reason but it is funny when people periodically discover a lot of public servants are conservatives

We make a critique of it, that's why we're Maoists. We make a critique of it in order to improve socialism, the next time it comes around throws people like your ass into a labor camp.