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shhbangs.bsky.social
delightful entertainment singer, guitarist, songwriter, sometimes producer, rock band leader, etc. 🎶: https://bio.site/sidebangs
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You may not be able to control the ebbs and flows of life, but you can always make things weirder

submitted 13 hours ago • 6 comments

the octopied piper was eight times as effective as that poor old sod from hamelin

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

what if we just danced it out

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

My brain hurts, I wish I was a couch

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

Its fun when people assume that because you did something that is hard to do that you were only able to do that thing bc you had some strings pulled or someone backing you financially because that is how the world works most of the time

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Simple is smart, let’s do whatever that is

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Me: actually, funny story, the people I worked for didn’t know I applied to grad school until after I got in Him: now I hate you even more

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

If you take every given opportunity to run through the sprinklers life won't seem so hard.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Might fuck around and Recommend treating yourself With some kindness, dude

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

the sheer madness and beauty that is love is always worth it

submitted 18 hours ago • 4 comments

A nerd with a dirty sense of humor and a kind heart is the absolute ideal and no one can ever convince me otherwise

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

I give you mental hugs when I think you need them

submitted 10 hours ago • 18 comments

I finally made a starter pack, and if you’re not on it, blame my attention span. It was a miracle I finished the list at all. go.bsky.app/AywVB8F

submitted 12 hours ago • 67 comments

Take all the time you need but also maybe give me a window of possibility

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

is it a genuine skeet? or a worthless fake?

submitted 15 hours ago • 7 comments

I applied for a job at my favorite bakery but my resume does not read as if I have any business being in a bakery but maybe if I bring them one of my custom cakes they will let me in 😬

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

The caramel layer is so satisfying

submitted 13 hours ago • 7 comments

Protect her like an endangered species

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Men will call themselves “alpha” rather than go to therapy.

submitted 18 hours ago • 7 comments

A while ago I created a fake colleague, Anders, to direct my unsolicited calls to. I've just had a conversation with someone who asked for Anders and assures me that they spoke with him only last week. My monster has breached containment. I am no longer in control of the experiment.

submitted 20 hours ago • 15 comments

You know you had a good time when you go home accidentally wearing someone else’s pants

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

[shaking magic 8 ball] will i ever find my maracas?

submitted 16 hours ago • 11 comments

Procrastinating via nonsensical short stories instead of poetry or shitposts

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

A world class surgeon with a mastery of most every procedure is subjected to a series of cruel and unusual experiments conducted by his own medical system. He now vomits and convulses wildly at the sight of blood, but the hospital maintains no harm was done and demands he continue to operate.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Being a nobody >

submitted 16 hours ago • 5 comments

finally got around to deleting everything i had on twitter, which means i saw things i said 10-15 years ago, and a cool fact is that it’s pretty much always okay to say “i said that, and then i learned [new information] and now i disagree with what i said: i was wrong” you can just learn and grow!

submitted 16 hours ago • 21 comments

I've never had to unscrew another woman's light bulb in order to shine.

submitted 16 hours ago • 12 comments