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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

If Hooters had started a home delivery during the pandemic and called it, "Knockers," they wouldn't be bankrupt.

@saturdaynightlive.bsky.social I truly from the ha ha of my soul love you. I know tonight we are getting to third base and I’m so stoked.

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist

It’s nice that all the uneducated masses that fancy themselves geniuses are learning how complicated government is. Hate to see anyone have their life flipped upside down but it’s just.

The invention of remote starters put a lot of car bomb guys outta business huh.

Can we just talk about regular stuff?!

Jo is hot af on #MythicQuest Confidence drives everyone 😍😍😍

I look not bad naked, deal with it.

Cheers.

When you tear the corner of a jelly packet just right so it squirts that thin little line of jelly…

Kudos to Mythic Quest on @appletves.bsky.social for the brilliant “expansion”! Whoever birthed that deserves a raise on concept alone.

Today is February 6th, 2025. Fuck Ron Johnson 🖕

You know Demi and Bruce used to have the hottest sex ever had.

Thomas Lennon is a GD Treasure.

#dadlife

Beautiful day in central VA.

CALL. YOUR. SENATORS. 202-244-3121 will take you to the switchboard. Watch for an example from me. youtube.com/shorts/RNxqf...

Ohhhhh TOODLES!!!!!! #dadjokes

When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.

I will never order fast food thru the app. Fuck you for trying to force me.

Thank you, Senator! Senate Finance Committee Ranking Member Ron Wyden demanded answers from Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent after reports surfaced that personnel affiliated with Elon Musk have sought access to a highly sensitive Treasury Department payment system.

Can’t express how much I love this!!!

A mirror big enough to expose the hypocrisy, hate, and division being sown by those at the highest levels of our government.

After watching the new press secretary for a bit I learned I find integrity sexy. She does nothing for me.

There are zero reasons adult medications can’t taste like bubble gum too.

Did you know “Dry January” means DO NOT drink!!?!! I thought it meant it’s dry, add fluids.

All of the insanely cool bongs I made in college…

In his parting message @jimacosta.bsky.social said we should all post: I will not give into the lies. I will not give into the fear. We understand the assignment, Jim. And fuck @cnn.com.

When 2 males have a baby that reaches adulthood (mice with extensive genome editng)) www.cell.com/cell-stem-ce...

How long until Kennedy?

It’s official: In the USA The Gulf of Mexico is now the “Gulf of America,” and Denali, the Alaska Native name for North America’s tallest peak, has been reverted to Mount McKinley. But we refuse to accept this change—Denali will always be Denali to us. #IStandWithDenali

Broke ass bitches. 🤣🤣