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He/Him. Passing the time to pass the time. Go bills. Don’t put people on pedestals. My name is for my friends.
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Katetlyn rocks. Also subscribe to Cancel Me Daddy for excellent verbal shitposting.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

“No such thing as a free lunch” says boomer before pounding buy now next day delivery on their prime account

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

to speak the true definition of "the Economy" is to look upon the source of all creation totally unprotected, so we argue with substitute words that represent its fractal concepts like "unemployment numbers" so that we are never blinded from witnessing Economy's totality

submitted 10 days ago • 21 comments

I would be completely happy only eating toast for the rest of my life

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Go bills. I love you, Josh Allen.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

people should probably stop listening to anything these democratic strategists have to say considering where their strategies have gotten us

submitted 18 days ago • 140 comments

Trump has signed 10 executive orders attacking trans people in his first 16 days in office. Do not ever let anyone tell you that it's Democrats who are obsessed with trans people.

submitted 18 days ago • 34 comments

Kill the cop in your head

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I wish there was a word for when you kept telling yourself you’d be a different person after “X thing” happened… then suddenly you realize that you are in fact the same person after X thing happens.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

The greatest mind in podcasting, @notalawyer.bsky.social . And it would be right after the Chiefs beat the Bills this Sunday.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

go bills

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Something disheartening w/conversations about AI-generally I can define ‘art’ and then explain why an AI necessarily cannot produce art-but the impasse I find myself in repeatedly is for someone to accept a definition of *meaning* and to recognize AI is also incapable of processing or producing that

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

These days, not only do I make some kind of audible noise every time I stand up or sit down, I am also compelled to utter, “jesus fuckin christ” every time I pull out my phone.

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

submitted 45 days ago • 183 comments

Hulk Hogan being booed just might get me back into wrestling

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Happy January 6th to everyone who hasn’t forgotten

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

A reminder to you all for the new year

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Ravens Texans is most certainly heading to a scoragami, no?

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

You know, a lot of regular ass people have said plenty of more profound shit than neil degrasse tyson.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment