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In a slightly bizarre twist he’s insisted on going as the word ‘curious’, which he claims is his favourite word. This consisted of wearing a laminated ‘crown’ bearing the word on his head.

Me after spending 20 frantic minutes searching for my earbud case

I wonder how Kit will try to justify going to World Book Day as Awan Wamsdale

I should add to this that they created a huge problem for themselves by not buying players during the January 2022 window, which led to Ralph losing the dressing room because jaded players were sick of him saying ‘RUN OR WE’RE FUCKED’. #SaintsFC

For better or worse, if Rohl comes I think Sport Republic will have the first team setup they’ve always wanted. Shame they’ve got us relegated twice along the very convoluted route they’ve taken to get there, but let’s hope it finally pays off. #SaintsFC

He’s back, baby, he’s good again

She followed this up by correctly asserting that today was a good drying day so idk

Getting tactical advice ahead of coaching the U8s tomorrow from my mum

Hangman Page is possibly the first wrestling gimmick to have the emotional range of an actual human being

FUCK

The exculpatory nonsense and frequent assertions that Jurić is a hapless patsy- a ‘nice guy’ who ‘speaks well’ -is lending more and more weight to my theory that many hated Martin because he’s left(ish) hippy who's also a bit of a geezer and pulls good looking women. #SaintsFC

There’s a very specific type of liberal in this country who constantly mocks and rails against Trump, while ignoring Starmer- who almost all of them voted for with genuine enthusiasm- limping behind Trump like a beaten dog.

Bestie no

Aaron Ramsdale (or Awan Wamsdale, as my son- who worships him- calls him) is going to leave after one season but is still going to go down as one of my favourite ever #SaintsFC players. A phenomenal keeper and an uncomplicatedly good vibes lad.

Give it Lallana till the end of the season #SaintsFC

Jurić has got to go #SaintsFC

Fair play to Rambo- he’s the best player and will be off in the summer so he’s using that privilege to tell some home truths. #SaintsFC

Ffs it’s going to be another two pairs of trousers training session tonight isn’t it

How does one go about shopping around for a therapist (I’m sure you’d all agree I need one)? Is it like getting a free trial of YouTube Premium or do you have to pay someone hundreds of pounds to work out whether or not they’re a dickhead?

Vibe:

CW: racism Guy behind us at the football called someone a g*ll*w*g then didn’t understand why I had a go at him. He wasn’t old either. Younger than me.

Seeing as I’m not going to get married can I get a vasectomy and have the vasectomy equivalent of a stag do beforehand

Just farted while on the leg press machine didn’t I

Don’t usually feel the cold much but wore two pairs of trousers taking training this evening. Fucking baltic.

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Been working out loads but I now have one normal arm and one tiny arm

What are these farmers up to? Demanding a state funeral for Tony Martin?

Think you can now listen pretty much wherever you get your podcasts

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