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If anyone is writing a really niche poem about a canine services business carrying out their trade with carefree abandon, then “devil may care” rhymes nicely with “doggy day care”. Ok, it’s a pisser that the word “care” is used twice, but to be fair you’re getting this for free.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

“The attempt on my life has left me scarred…but my resolve has never been stronger!!” Did we just watch the inauguration of Emperor Trumpatine?! #WithThunderousApplause

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Nice try Baron Trump but you’re still no Gary Barlow’s son

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

Is everyone else crying and doing unconvincing Welsh accents right now?

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Is anyone else getting approximately 1 million emails per minute from the DCS??!!

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

SB currently shitting himself in Court 4 at the RCJ, that’s SB shitting himself in Court 4 at the RCJ. Thank you.

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Yes it is

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

I heard an actual English person say “I could care less” today. It’s happening, my friends. Brace yourselves. #Proms #BabyShowers #BlackFriday

submitted 98 days ago • 4 comments

I noticed today that Nicotinell are now making a product to help people stop vaping. Good luck to anyone trying to stop trying to stop smoking. Maybe just buy some cigs?

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I didn’t understand the concept of a breakout room until I came to Blue Sky. More cake anyone? Cup of tea?

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Hope everyone is having as much fun as I am, trying to remember all my passwords having removed cookies so I can get on DCS! (Luckily, this does not affect the local takeaway market. I have all their numbers burned into my brain.)

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

Ok this is not, as the youth of today say, a fitness page. And these things may be bollocks. But hey, 56 to 47 in 2 months. I’ll take that! Getting there…

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

I’m at the gym. Done 3 circuits. It’s a decent sized car park to be fair. Still no spaces though. Fuck it, I’m going for a pizza.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Top 3 foods I can make: 3. Beans on toast 2. Scrambled egg on toast 1. Beans and scrambled egg on toast - SB (age 46)

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Ok so now that we’re all moving to Bluesky, are we back in the EU or something? Or does that come later?

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Ok fellow lovers of DCS. Anyone want to tell me how to get rid of cookies for that site without deleting my entire history, computer, house, life etc?

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

I was wondering what my first actual Blue Sky post would be. Not that one about setting up an account. That’s nothing. Doesn’t count. I wanted this one to matter. And so, here I am. Followed by the ruddy CBA! I have truly arrived!

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

I did do a Blue Sky. If you have found me, say hi!

submitted 105 days ago • 28 comments