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hot take: mario kart hasn’t been fun since Double Dash

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

all you people with kids and jobs how the fuck are you doing this shit. are you all taking a drug I don’t know about?

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

turned the shower head to jet mode and sprayed myself in the mouth like a dog biting hose water

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

anyway calling these "war plans" when they were actually plans to blow up an apartment building full of civilians because the girlfriend of a guy we don't like lived there sounds more like "terrorism plans" or perhaps even more accurately "terrorism factory creation plans"

submitted 16 days ago • 399 comments

bad brain can be mildly improved by hot dog. this is widely known info, just wanted to say I experienced it today.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

my baby in her crib at 3am

submitted 20 days ago • 31 comments

new goal is to light an episode of tv like they lit the severance finale. whoever got to design and program that had to have so much fun.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

finished a rewatch of the wire. this is still one of the most heartwarming moments i've ever seen on television. just two guys who misunderstood each other at first, but later came together to do some good in the world

submitted 25 days ago • 26 comments

combatting depression by quitting one of my gigs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

depression hitting different rn

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

the cool thing about being your own boss is that the “Sunday scaries” are every single day. sometimes you wake up and yesterday was your weekend and you didn’t even know it.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

a really shitty side effect of working in the music industry is realizing that a lot of your friendships are founded and maintained solely by proximity. if you’re out of sight, you’re out of mind. pretty depressing all around.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Over 1,400 Democratic legislators have drawn the "🚫" symbol on a large paper airplane which will be thrown toward the white house tomorrow afternoon

submitted 37 days ago • 9 comments

stphen kng needs to log the fuck off, guy has written a thousand books and still can’t stop talking

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been muttering this under my breath since I saw it on the wall of a wedding venue last week

submitted 42 days ago • 9 comments

I’m not necessarily saying humans are too dumb to be worthy of our spot at the top of the food chain but I will say that if there were 100 gorillas and one gorilla took 55% of all the bananas the other gorillas would beat that gorilla to death with their bare hands.

submitted 42 days ago • 16 comments

cannot stop thinking about how everything in my life has seemed to have gotten markedly worse in the last 5 years. financial status is fucked, country led by nazis, increasingly less agency over my own life and choices

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Gene Hackman taught me it was okay to be tall

submitted 43 days ago • 4 comments

dude I used to tour with unabashedly posted that he JUST BOUGHT a cybertruck

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

if the nfl rules that the tush push is illegal, that means all the games the eagles have won in recent years will be vacated and the chiefs will be retroactively recognized as this year's super bowl champion, thereby securing a threepeat. if anyone disagrees, please quote this post or leave a reply

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments