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My sympthies to the lady at the protest yesterday whose sign is going to get her a very uncomfortable interview with the secret service. Many agreed with her, but were too wise to say it on a sign in front of a television camera.

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I'm starting to get sensation back in the big toe I broke where some nerves were severed. It was five or six years ago. Doc said the nerves wouldn't ever grow back, but I've had nerves grow back before over a period of years, and I figured if there was enough time left, it might happen. It is....

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Society has actually arrived at such a low point that giving failing grades on Freshman composition essays that did not meet the minimum assignment requirements is more fun than reading my social media feed. 😫

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I'd like some proof that Russell Brand is evil, pl-- 'nuff said

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Found my work-issued iPad charger before being forced to buy another one to replace it, so there's that

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Just LOVING being treated like shit by a world that now assumes all Americans are MAGAts and tells me that I deserve all of this

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Me waking up as the world's on fire (again)

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Nothing will ever be okay again on any level

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Every single person who so much as THINKS about subjecting me to Liam Neeson's ultimate degradation in this rancid cat turd of a remake of what was already an abysmal horror of stupidity? WILL BE BLOCKED. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE @markhamillofficial.bsky.social I WILL BLOCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU

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I love this

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The kid in my class who tries to be Taylor Swift all the time came today looking like Lydia Deetz. Me: "Are you OK?" Her: "What do YOU think?" Me: "....Yeah, me too."

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RFK Jr is literally trying to cull the population

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The anti-tariff heroes we all need right now

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I never thought I would grow up and find that Bill S. Preston, Esquire, would be one of the most prominent leaders of the rebellion against an evil U. S. government, but HERE. WE. ARE.

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BRB. Changing my name to Joad, loading the truck, and heading for California

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Thanks to Shitler's tariffs, Two-Buck Chuck Schumer will now cost $2.88

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We forget the beautiful worlds we create out of pixels and rhetoric online and allow ourselves to believe in are just like soap bubbles-- until POP, they vanish, and we finally see how hollow they really were.

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Hands up if you only know what an "epididymis" is because of Egon Spengler

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Hopefully Strom Thurmond took some time out of his busy schedule burning in hell to get the news that he was just beaten by a black man.

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I donated to Al Green. I donated again just now to Cory Booker. Fight? Get money. Don't fight? No money. I'm LOOKING AT YOU, NO BUCK CHUCK

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Me: "This bad result of government restructuring is likely to happen." MAGAT relative: "No, it isn't." Me: "This other bad result is already happening." MAGAT relative: "No, it isn't." Me: "Here's concrete evidence." MAGAT relative: "That's all fake." Me: "Dude. What is it going to TAKE for you?!"

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I am living in terror of the point at which the scattered pebble and mild snowbank slides become a huge juggernaut as the entire mountain of American society gives way and comes down, destroying everybody in its path. Economic depression? Civil war? WWIII? All of the above? It's anybody's guess.

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You know that moment in PotC 4 where it all falls apart and the stunned Cutler Beckett walks down the stairs of his ship as it explodes around him and then the orange flare of an explosion sends him overboard into the EIC flag? I just can't wait for that to happen to Elon Musk.

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I would like to propose a new name for this country: "The United States of HORRIBLE FUCKING SHIT-SHOW."

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EVERY SCIENTIST IN THE WORLD: vaccines are the safest and best way to prevent disease RFK JR: I recommend rubbing dog poop in your eyes while doing the Macarena

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