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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

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Anybody remember Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog? Seems like a good time for that. Nothing matters right now country’s over, may as well get into mystic knights of Tir Na Nog

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there's a timeline where thomas crooks went to a shooting range a couple of times and we're not entering the second great recession right now

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The government did Jacob’s Ladder experiments on Kramer and he won the lawsuit, that’s why he doesn’t have a job. This is all clear if you’re paying attention

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Tell you what gang, I rewatched Transformers One this morning and, man. Good movie that

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Yes it’s the new musical sensation that’s seeing the nation as young people from millennials to enigmatic ‘generation z’ discover the joys of Cherub Rock

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Masi Oka you deserved better

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conservative evangelicals spent a quarter century explicitly tying their religious identity to the most extreme and jingoistic forms of american nationalism up to and including embracing one of the worst degenerates this country has ever produced and they refuse to take responsibility for it

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The one forbidden question you should NEVER ask Jeeves…

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Conservative One Piece Fan Watches Show On Mute With Eyes Closed hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...

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Sad this guy didn’t die 20 years ago but at least he’s leaving office?

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Bringing it back.

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Reading savage avengers where Conan the Barbarian hangs out with Dr strange and Wolverine. He goes back to his time and says ‘the future has more slaves but comfier chains.’ I think a mob should put rfk jr in a woodchipper like they did that bad guy in savage avengers

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Everyone’s criticizing RFK Jr before he even spends one day on the job. But keep in mind he’s going to kill more Trump voters than anybody else possibly could

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Taking the drug from limitless and writing down every word of Northernlion’s Binding of Isaac series

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it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies

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Pitching my 12 issue miniseries about Cardiac the superhero doctor that murders insurance ceos and pharma managers to Marvel later today. They’ll give me one billion dollars if they aren’t cowards

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it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

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oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

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Headed into a three day weekend and it’s Whitesnake Wednesday. What songs we listening to out there? youtu.be/hZPECFQ4NhE?...

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I always loved Angel but I relate to the guy a lot. The worlds Most Privileged Man except that strangers talk about genocide against him as a common political ideal and his best friend was a neo nazi commander of The Right. Sadly relatable!

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You will never succeed at fighting right wing disinfo with facts. Right wingers believe the first thing they hear & they'll believe it for life. They'll fight to the death about some inconsequential bullshit they just heard 5 seconds ago. You beat them by calling them weird assholes & isolating them

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Yeah Meijer I got your nut candy right here

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jeffery epstein killed himself too soon, all he would’ve had to do was going on joe rogan, come out against ‘wokeness’, be pro-trump and a bunch of conservatives no different than clapping seals would start worshipping him

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Smokin’ that idge so cool they call me Calvin

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It’s 2025 and people still aren’t talking about how hamburgers and franks only became ‘American staple foods’ after Operation Paperclip…..

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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

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I dea for the next Christmas song classic: pop punk tribute all about the psychosexual thrill of seeing Christine Baranski in the grinch movie call it “I’m gay for Martha May Whovier”

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For Christmas this year I got a Padme Amidala and Jod Na Nawood Star Wars toys so I can recreate scenes from Closer (2004)

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Pixar rejected my Up sequel Down. Carl tying boulders to his house to drag it underground so he can rescue Ellie from hell “didn’t make sense” according to the suits. “Why is Ellie in hell? She didn’t commit any sins.” Yes she did, hubris

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Apologies to Mario for the post thanksgiving crimes I committed against plumbing

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Running for president to make an epic meme government called the “Department of Veteran Affairs and Justice Over Immigration” aka the Dva Joi. Who is this joke for. When did my life get like this.

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Fallout 4 mod that makes the Institute actually the South Harmon Institute of Technology. All the synth guards run around saying “ask me about my weiner” like my buddy Schrader wearing a hotdog and all

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Who’s idea was it to get Kevin Smith as a guest judge on this episode of Chopped Junior

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That Time I Got Reincarnated In A World Where They Still Make Bionicle And Everyone Loves My Toa Hagah Collection With Vintage Iruini

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It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die

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HH Holmes shoulda been named Henryk Howard Holmes not Henry, so his names would all have 6 letters, like 666. Like the devil. Ronald Reagan.

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Uh oh. If I don’t change some patterns fast my music wrapped of the year is going to show everyone I’ve listened to Modest Mouse 700 times since June

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Am a game of thrones revisionist now the show owns. We need a dovakhiin skin in Fortnite

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Posting on Bluesky and finally got a sponsor with Babybel cheese. Babybel, “ghosts of the dead and damned pale in comparison to the ghosts of memory, memories of happiness, memories of good times which will never repeat, the fleeting joy of a happy life, now a lie.” Eat Babybel Cheese

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‘User Submitted’ category had a video Bible study from the Book of Hosea between some step mom stuff

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