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I'm going to miss her so much. Best wishes to The Viv's family.

WATCH: The moment a Tesla Cybertruck exploded this morning in front of Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas

A Tesla Cybertruck exploded outside the Trump hotel in Vegas. Could there be a more perfect metaphor for the state of MAGA right now? www.thegodpodcast.com/p/project-20...

If you own one of these SHIT TRUCKS, be advised: The Trump/CyberTruck explosion wasn't the only CyberTruck explosion today! 😬 #Tesla

This gorgeous winter pic of me was snapped by @sofiabuffgf.bsky.social in New York City! 🤩

New Democrats are fighting to make sure postal workers get an important Christmas gift - a fair deal. Solidarity. ✊🏽

People need to stop licking the boots of CEOs and start supporting workers. #canadapost #cupw #bargaining Full video link ⬆️

How I feel when my humidifier runs out of water in the middle of the night.

Man, I can't believe that Nintendo let one of the Mario Bros. gun down a Health Insurance CEO. Fucking brilliant advertising campaign for the Switch 2. #yearofluigi #Luigi #Switch2

This could be true.

Who else is ready to stockpile essentials while the GST isn't applied?

Jinx on some queen shit. #catsky

Sorry not sorry.

The author is literally just "an oil company"

My definition of living dangerously is opening Grindr at Walmart on a Saturday night.

Like this post if you’ve never called Twitter “X” and never will.

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight. The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them. 🦌🦌🦌

Way to go, Alberta. The UCP has passed their anti trans bills and will be made laws in 2025. Yay bigotry. #protecttranskids #beasafeplace #fucktheucp #abpoli Full video - link ⬆️

Can't touch me, like Gojo. Look good in all my photos~!

Working on #Pathfinder2e stat blocks for weaponized household appliances for the quest today. These are by far the silliest things I've worked on in this campaign, and I love it.

Guess I got $700 worth of maintenance coming my way.

kids these days don’t even know what a clay bulla is smh reskeet if u a true cuneiform head

I'm praying once again for Hasan Piker to join BlueSky.

Pretty sure both my parents dropped the lore that both of them show ADHD symptoms.

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Me getting swept into an argument

Song of the night: 🧑‍⚕️ Disease by LadyGaga 🦠❤️‍🔥

drake suing spotify for boosting numbers as if he hasn’t been doing the same for his partner’s ages

Good advice!

This weekend was crazy, I drove through a snowstorm that was super dangerous but made it home safely. 😱

Drunk at the hockey game rn

Well, looky here ya’ll… media catches a strand… pull it. plz 🙏@theverge.com

Top shelf stuff

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Choose one alive or human

BOOOO NOOOO BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK!!! This image is fake. Let’s not let fake science accounts thrive on Bluesky!!!

Tried a "Mango Loco" Monster Punch, and it's probably the tastiest energy drink I've had. The kick makes me feel like I could melt buildings with my mind. 🫨🫨